In My Defense...

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I drew the power to see great deceit in people

My powers tell me you're a bloody liar!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I never lie! Except that time. Or this time. Or this time. Or that time.

You watch Power Rangers!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have three kids...the bastards like it.

You made fun of a retarded kid!

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

The kid was behaving... retarded.

You nuked the whales!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In My defence...TIMMEH!

[sub]ninja'd, but screw it. I'm keeping Timmeh.[/sub]

You got an ice cream headache!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was from an Icee. You try to not get one.

You gave me a cramp!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, your a bad swimmer

You loosened the screws on my chair!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it was april fools day and i wanted to get back at you for setting that prank on me

you got revenge on your family's killer!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was paid to do so.

You shocked your brother with a high voltage!

 

[Ultracake]

In my defence:He taped me to the ceiling!

You stabbed my pet cat in the neck!

(i made a mistake >_>)

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it scratched my leg!
Little bastard furball.

You didn't accept my peace offering!

 

[Pm0n3y]

In my defense i knew you were gonna take over the world if i did.

You traveled to a strange new land.

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, we needed new resources, so we needed to pillage Mars. Getting there was 7 of the new world plan.

You jammed all emergency radio frequencies!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were trying to warn the rest of the world about me.

You didn't read a wonderful book!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I watched the movie
[sup] not that the book is worse than the movie or anything [/sup]

You didn't work out!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I already ran from the cops today.

You were indignant.

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I've lost an uncle do to Unnecessary Exercising.
In my defense, F%*$ YOU!

No one told me about this game!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought you would find it on your own!

You left your shoes in the dryer!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I splashed to many puddles.

You ripped up my teddy bear!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I really needed to clean off the blood.
In my defense, it was in self defense.

You are destroying mother-nature!