Incest? Bestiality? What about Necrophilia?

[Jynthor]

Oh yes I would.

Spoiler

Like you wouldn't.

 

[Shadowstar38]

What a man and a corpse do behind a locked mausoleum is entirely their own business but once offspring or zombies start becoming a bi-product of the relationship then, well...

Stop killing things with fire! That is not the answer to all of life's problems.

 

[lord canti]

Sure if it's consensual I see nothing wrong with cracking open a cold one.

 

[Euskalduna]

What a man and a corpse do behind a locked mausoleum is entirely their own business but once offspring or zombies start becoming a bi-product of the relationship then, well...

Stop killing things with fire! That is not the answer to all of life's problems.

You say that now.

I myself wouldn't have sex with anything that has died, unless it was revived via defibrilation or CPR or anything along those lines.

 

[charge52]

You realize the fine for necrophilia in Cyrodiil is 5,000 septims right?

500, get it right, the Alchemist can't afford mis-information.

 

[Overusedname]

I feel like this is satire of the other two. We've progressed slowly from something that almost all social science says is damaging on a psychological and mental level, to sex with something that can't consent, to the first thread that was an actual earnest joke and fantasy.

No. I wouldn't hit that. I might hit it with a baseball bat if it tried to bite me in a non-kinky kinda way.

If the animated corpse is consenting, have fun. Putting it in rotting meat might lead to something worse than an STD, though. You've been warned.

 

[DazBurger]

You realize the fine for necrophilia in Cyrodiil is 5,000 septims right?

Only if we assume that its not a first time offense...

 

[manaman]

You realize the fine for necrophilia in Cyrodiil is 5,000 septims right?

I wonder if prostitution is legal and what the fine might be for this:

Spoiler: Here are a few more somewhat on topic videos for you people

And no, I have no idea why I know so many songs on this subject.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Well, you know what they say.

Dead girls don't say no.

 

[kommando367]

Dead bodies? no.

Undead? depends on level of stench and level of decay.

 

[razor343]

This is like the new "so and so is drowning, what do?" thread trend, isn't it?

OT: No...I have standards...

The corpse of your dog and the corpse of a random stranger are about to be dipped in a pool of acid, which one do you have sex with?

...

I hate myself.

 

[TwiZtah]

As long as you are not hurting anyone or anything, you can shove a blow-up hippo up your urethra if that floats your boat.

 

[Leemaster777]

I feel like this is satire of the other two. We've progressed slowly from something that almost all social science says is damaging on a psychological and mental level, to sex with something that can't consent, to the first thread that was an actual earnest joke and fantasy.

No. I wouldn't hit that. I might hit it with a baseball bat if it tried to bite me in a non-kinky kinda way.

If the animated corpse is consenting, have fun. Putting it in rotting meat might lead to something worse than an STD, though. You've been warned.

Oh thank Christ, I was HOPING someone would say it.

Yes, this was a joke. I thought I was being funny. I underestimated the depravity of these boards.

...but why is it I have no problem with the level of the depravity of these boards?

 

[anthony87]

This is like the new "so and so is drowning, what do?" thread trend, isn't it?

OT: No...I have standards...

The corpse of your dog and the corpse of a random stranger are about to be dipped in a pool of acid, which one do you have sex with?

...

I hate myself.

What breed of dog? Size counts y'know.

EDIT: Oh wait...I should know that considering it's my dog. In that case I guess I'll have to go with the random stranger corpse.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Hold on. Isn't the sex that partakes in the Twilight series between a living human and a hundred+ year-old vampire considered necrophilia?

Regardless of the excuses of "Oh, but she gave birth, and you can't get pregnant by a real vampirer," or "She's special so it can happen," or the most commonly uttered "The vamps in the Twilight series are not real vampires because they sparkle in daylight," if its claiming to be a vampire, then it's necrophilia.

More importantly, does it have a pulse? If it has a pulse, then it's not dead; if it doesn't have a pulse, then it can't have a boner.

Hmm. Good point; I guess that's why that male vamp in the fourth movie broke that bed.

 

[Basement Cat]

OT: Nope. The 'fish smell' with live womem can be bad enough. I don't even want to contemplate what 'dead fish smell' is like!!!

I feel like this is satire of the other two. We've progressed slowly from something that almost all social science says is damaging on a psychological and mental level, to sex with something that can't consent, to the first thread that was an actual earnest joke and fantasy.

No. I wouldn't hit that. I might hit it with a baseball bat if it tried to bite me in a non-kinky kinda way.

If the animated corpse is consenting, have fun. Putting it in rotting meat might lead to something worse than an STD, though. You've been warned.

Oh thank Christ, I was HOPING someone would say it.

Yes, this was a joke. I thought I was being funny. I underestimated the depravity of these boards.

...but why is it I have no problem with the level of the depravity of these boards?

It's Halloween season. The living dead are "in season", so to speak.

As for your not being disturbed by the local depravity:

Spoiler: I know I'm not the only one to dig into Google Images for necrophilia pictures.

Captcha: wild and woolly

I'm having a bad influence on you, Captcha.

 

[GregerFisk]

This song is kinda fitting...