Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[Kenbo Slice]

X-men was one I don't want to type in again...

Same thing happened to me man. I was like 7 and what 7 year old in the nineties didn't like X-Men? Anyways I was going to print out some pictures and...yeah...sad thing was...it was gay porn...it wasn't even X-men porn!

 

[trophykiller]

I was excited for fable 3, so I searched it up I got... disturbing images for lady grey and theresa.

 

[Ice Car]

Anytime I search Google Images for anime. Things like "Clannad" or "Death Note" eventually turn up anime porn by the 10th page. It makes me think twice about using google images.

 

[stormcrow5]

I cant remember what it was, but i remember typeing the name of some game in when looking for a wallpaper and got some porn. also googleing my name gave me some also

 

[trophykiller]

A long time ago, I typed in "furry fuzzy creatures" because I was in some desperate need of cute.



I have had furrycanceraids ever since.

What did you expect?

 

[trophykiller]

I cant remember what it was, but i remember typeing the name of some game in when looking for a wallpaper and got some porn. also googleing my name gave me some also

I had that happen to me at school. Funny thing is it was an assignment to search our names.

P.S. Was it OF you?

 

[whtkid6969]

typed in scott pilgrim and got a picture of ramona with her pants off, but it was a dick instead. oh and snuky... people kept talking about her and i wanted to see who the hell she was

 

[luckycharms8282]

i draw and like to look up images on the internets for anime models. yeah, 'anime girl' on google never comes out right.

Not sure why you would expect it to

 

[Jailbird408]

Didn't Cracked do an article about this?

Anyway, I am smart enough to leave the SafeSearch switch alone and I would only reach for it if I were actually looking for porn. Which I'm not, so shut up.

 

[Ice Car]

I'm lol'ing at some of the responses for this. Who searches "Anime Girl" or "Furry Fuzz Animals" and doesn't expect some sort of porn coming up?

 

[Original Bubs]

I was told that I have a jacket very much resembling that of the star of the old TV show "McCloud," so I tried to find an image with him in his jacket. First page wasn't porn per se, but about halfway down the page were topless girls.

On the brighter side of things, I do have a McCloud jacket.

 

[RandV80]

"pew pew"

Don't need safe search off.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

looked up some star wars episode 1 images when I was a kid.

I found a badly photoshopped natalie portman head on a body doing some "interesting" things with a snake....

 

[LinkSwitch]

"black holes"

you guessed it.

 

[Romidude]

If it contains "Herp" or "Derp" there will always be furry porn, just sayin'.

 

[Treblaine]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

Oh... uh, yeah. I also had a virus that did the exact same thing. See it would fill up an entire hard drive full of the stuff and hide it under my bed. And it would do all that just to incriminate me!

 

[Verp]

There have been some times when I've been genuinely surprised to be blasted with porn, but sadly I can't remember any good examples.

Although, when I was trying to find good reference pictures of horses, I learned that most horse-related image searches yield at least one or two pictures of someone jerking one off.

 

[Ldude893]

Cartoon families.

That was the day I was introduced to Rule 34. I did not like it.

 

[kuyo]

fish