Insult Sword Fighting Game

Ramthundar · Jun 9, 2009

And I'll show your Grandma profanity!

I hate your guts, and shall eat them!

Captainguy42 · Jun 9, 2009

In your skull I'll embed a gem!

Your form is weak and especially sloppy!

Scunner · Jun 9, 2009

That insult hurts as much as a luke warm coffee.

There will be a party when you die and I shall dance on your grave.

Earthbound Engineer · Jun 9, 2009

And soon enough my ghost shall bury you within the deepest cave.

You are merely a coward for your words mean nothing.

Captainguy42 · Jun 9, 2009

Your delusional have you been huffing?

I wonder how I'll seduce your widow?

ThatJagoGuy · Jun 10, 2009

Well I'm gonna neuter you - so dream on kiddo!

Be sure not to spill your blood on my shoes.

Ramthundar · Jun 10, 2009

And I'll punch you so hard you'll end up with the Kangaroos!

I hate your hair, and shall scalp it off!

ThatJagoGuy · Jun 11, 2009

This from a guy who looks like The Hoff?!

If you know what's best, you'll beg me to spare you.

Ramthundar · Jun 11, 2009

Ha, I'll maky you piss yourself by saying "Boo!"

No more words, it's time to fight!

gigitrix · Jun 11, 2009

I doubt we'd see that!
You're rotund as an orange...

ThatJagoGuy · Jun 11, 2009

Congratulations! You're a cock. Other cock-words include 'silver' and 'purple'.

I'll feed your giblets to my horse.

Captainguy42 · Jun 12, 2009

Through your stomach is my blades course!

I could take you with one hand!

Ramthundar · Jun 12, 2009

But I'll forever take a stand!

I have your life within my grasp!

ThatJagoGuy · Jun 12, 2009

And yet here I am alive and well - gasp!

I'm going to get a grater and file off your nose.

Ramthundar · Jun 13, 2009

And I'll strangle your neck with a rubber hose!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

ThatJagoGuy · Jun 13, 2009

You have less stones than a jar of pitted cherries.

I fart in your general direction!

ThatJagoGuy · Jun 14, 2009

Apparently this thread has lost your affection.

I'll just assume I've won this fight!

Ramthundar · Jun 17, 2009

The Hell you have, go die in the night!

I'm on top of the world, on top of you!

ThatJagoGuy · Jul 4, 2009

Ramthundar said:
I'm on top of the world, on top of you!

I'm your world! You said it - it's true!

Say hello to my friend - Mister Sword!

Ramthundar · Jul 5, 2009

Say hello to my friends-The Horde!

I will smack you down, you silly clown!