Insult Sword Fighting Game

[Ramthundar]

Psh, only once you learn how to spell "week."

I'm out of patience, time to suffer!

 

[Captainguy42]

Just one more sec, I'm with your mother.

The world will cheer when I finish you!

 

[Ramthundar]

I'll kick you so hard you'll absorb my shoe!

I take out my shotgun, aim between the eyes.

 

[Captainguy42]

It was pointed the wrong way, your brains blown in the skies.

I love your shirt, though it would look better soaked in blood.

 

[restoshammyman]

yours maybe, afterwards ill just dump you in some mud. (im jumping on this gravy train, tales of monkey island ftw)

every man i meet cowers in fear.

 

[Ramthundar]

Only if their drunk off of some bad beer.

I scoff your coming, you are no match.

 

[restoshammyman]

ill make you all my lap dogs, now go play some fetch.

trust me when i say, i am the king of this game.

 

[restoshammyman]

Through your stomach is my blades course!

I could take you with one hand!

But I'll forever take a stand!

I have your life within my grasp!

i think i got a better comeback then ramthunders.
so it goes like this:
i could take you with one hand.

where? to the movies? i don't understand.

 

[Ramthundar]

ill make you all my lap dogs, now go play some fetch.

trust me when i say, i am the king of this game.

You tell yourself that while I put you to shame.

I unsheathe my blade to strike you asunder!

 

[Captainguy42]

I fart in your direction, SMELL THAT THUNDER!

Only one of us will live today.

 

[Ramthundar]

And tomorrow I'll tell your loved ones you said "hey."

Their is a price for your insults, one paid in blood!

 

[restoshammyman]

i had that currency stacked in jars, but i lost it all in the flood.

you can't match my witty repartee.(a classic)

 

[Ramthundar]

You wit maybe, but your fighting is spatztic.

You'd better start running, flee while you can!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Why? You're about as threatning as a care bear with the fluff taken out!

You might as well put your own foot in you're own ass to save me the trouble!

 

[restoshammyman]

you cant even rhyme, sorry to burst your bubble.

nothing can save you now, not even the konami code.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

That's pretty retro!! You must be over the hill and starting to erode!

New challengers are welcome... to fall at my feet!

 

[Ramthundar]

I'll rip you and them like a paper sheet!

No matter who comes no one can stop my awesomeness!

 

[restoshammyman]

be as awesome as you like, your ass is still grass.

you will remember the day you first saw me, as the day your life ended.

 

[Captainguy42]

Hah if I'm dead I can't remember, you logic is bended!

Let your sword do the talking!

 

[restoshammyman]

if my sword could talk, it will say something insulting.

any last words before i cut of your arm?