Insult Sword Fighting Game

[MasterSqueak]

I'll dodge your shots, and punch out your clock!

You smell like a drunkard covered in crap.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

(not quick enough)

The stench of your feet is something I fear but your jabs I can block!

You smell like a drunkard covered in crap.

I'll bathe after meeting your wife next mahyap.

Your blade will shatter when it meets my steel!

 

[Azraellod]

Your blade will shatter when it meets my steel!

you couldn't even defeat my pet eel.
(hmmm, that was a strange counter. oh well)


insolent scum. feel my wrath.

 

[Mikelland]

Edit aah ninja'd

I will not dear sir. Please depart from my hearth.

(This reminds me of the fighting system from the original Escape from monkey island, i think thats what it was called. With Guybrush Threepwood)

My words are so fearsome, you will have no choice but to flee!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But I don't run, as that wastes energy.

To hear you try debate is comedy to me ears.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

But you only laugh to allay your fears.

Your hair is greasy and crawling with lice.

 

[MasterSqueak]

My gun is loaded so you better be nice!

You are as dumb as a troll.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But hair can be cleaned whenever I like.

Least we can become smarter overall.

You have as much poetical skill as a brick.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

I'm as hard as one too - now your ass I shall kick!

Surely nobody can stand up to me!

 

[MasterSqueak]

You won't be able to stand when your groin meets my knee!

You look like a lemur covered in mud.

 

[ajb924]

I was hoping for a chalenge but this fight will be a dud

Childeren run from your hideous face

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

But the ladies love it, so I think it's ace!

I'm not sure killing you is worth my time.

 

[ajb924]

Same here, ur life aint worth a dime!

Killing you is easier then your mother

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But killing you is so easy I don't need to bother.

You can't fight your way out of a paper bag.

 

[ajb924]

How would i get in said bag in the first place!?

I will eat your hat!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Then you will be fat!

You make me want to choke until I become purple.

 

[ajb924]

Then my goal of killing you would be done-urple

I will turn you into sushi

 

[Ramthundar]

Ninja'd. And I'll give you food-poisoning, Mr. Pushy!

I spit in your eye and stomp on your foot!

 

[ajb924]

Your soul is covered in soot

I will gouge out your eyes and shove them up your anus!

 

[Ramthundar]

Then I'll poop on you and call you heinous!

Your no good to anyone!