Insult Sword Fighting Game

[ajb924]

Your mother wieghs more than a ton!

Your just a spineless pile of marshmellow fluff

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

You're not even worthy to smell my guff.

Your taunts are so poor, they make me scoff!

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Hmmm. it looks like you've all buggered off!

Like this thread, I shall not die!

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

You may not, but I can try.

Step back and smell the napalm.

 

[Ramthundar]

Go ahead, I can stay calm.

You nose is about to be broken!

 

[ajb924]

When i'm though with you your bones will be smoken

Fire is fun, I'll burn your skin!

 

[Ramthundar]

Not before I stick you with a pin!

You'll die today, I'll guarantee!

 

[ajb924]

Your lif is the entry fee!

You're out of your vector, prepare to be iterated!

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Oh please spare me, for I am constipated.


Your comments are witty, but they will not save you!

 

[r4ndom]

Save me they might, and maybe you too.

But your hygiene is certainly suspect.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

If I bathe in your blood, would that earn your respect?

Are you ready to face your mortality?

 

[IamQ]

Yes, and then I'll send bombs to charity.

Is it hard to look into the mirror?

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

No, but I'll break one on you if you come much nearer.

Your screams will be like music to my ears!

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Continue to keep this thread alive, or I will bring to life your worst fears.

I hate you with the strongest might.

 

[Ramthundar]

To bad you'll be stuck through with my spears!

I hate to say goodbye, except to your soul!

 

[ajb924]

My new ashtray shall be your skull!

Your insults are dry, and your strength is pathetic!

 

[Ramthundar]

Oh, btw, your Mom is very Athletic.

IN BED! haha, I dissed you wiht a You Momma Joke!

 

[ajb924]

You were raised by redneck folk!

My foot shall connect with your ass!!

 

[Ramthundar]

Ha! You're foot is like a floppy Bass!

I shall defeat thee!

 

[ajb924]

You truly are no match for me!

I shall cause you emotional distress and insanity!