Insult Sword Fighting Game
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you got your ass whipped so bad, your running away intensely.
i kill people like you before breakfast.
i kill people like you before breakfast.
People like me don't get up until leakfast! (Thank you Urban Dictionary)
Non-rhyming words are the weapons of cocks!
Non-rhyming words are the weapons of cocks!
breakfast rhymes, its not my fault your head is full of building blocks.
(come on, its not like i used orange or purple, personally i would have gone with Oktoberfest)
go eat an orange....
you need some vitamin c, otherwise your toes will turn purple......
and i cant eat them then.(thats a cock move)
(come on, its not like i used orange or purple, personally i would have gone with Oktoberfest)
go eat an orange....
you need some vitamin c, otherwise your toes will turn purple......
and i cant eat them then.(thats a cock move)
[Well, the whole point is to have a witty back and forth repartee. If taunts are counterable, the whole game dies on its arse. Just... consider other posters before you play a line. Right, starting again....]
I'll turn you into Torgo's Executive Powder!
I'll turn you into Torgo's Executive Powder!
I'll have ya doing the grim fandango before you get the chance!
My flying monkies will make mincemeat of you!
My flying monkies will make mincemeat of you!
ill get you thatjagoguy, and your little dog too.(i think this one is my best yet)
i can see into your future, your gonna be keelhauled.
i can see into your future, your gonna be keelhauled.
You're not looking hard enough, cause I'm going to launch you like a ragdoll!
You're in my court now and I'm 20 points in the lead.
You're in my court now and I'm 20 points in the lead.
keelhaulED ramthunder.
its past tense.
but ill let it slide.(back to insults)
we are playing golf, telling you before that points are bad would have been a good dead.
cant think of a good one.................................
what t shirt did you design anyway?
oh right. insults.
killing you would be justifiable homicide.
its past tense.
but ill let it slide.(back to insults)
we are playing golf, telling you before that points are bad would have been a good dead.
cant think of a good one.................................
what t shirt did you design anyway?
oh right. insults.
killing you would be justifiable homicide.
Wow! You're so terrible at this - It's just not dignified!
I think you miss the point of this thread - but my point wont miss you.
I think you miss the point of this thread - but my point wont miss you.
well the thread is getting boring, you must feel it too.
i was born to insult, i just get side tracked sometimes.
i was born to insult, i just get side tracked sometimes.
At last - an apt retort; with relevance and rhymes!
You're bored stiff now - let's see how you like rigamortis...
You're bored stiff now - let's see how you like rigamortis...
You posess a wit about as quick as a tortoise!
And thusly I sing, "One times... two times... three times a winner!"
And thusly I sing, "One times... two times... three times a winner!"
remind me never to invite you over for dinner.
stop playing with yourself, its really disturbing.
stop playing with yourself, its really disturbing.
Once your mom stops dancing, I'll stop squirting.
You will never have a life the same as those deemed normal.
DAAAAAAAAMN getting back after a whole month and I open with this? BAD ME BAD!
You will never have a life the same as those deemed normal.
not if i feed you to the plague bringer noth. (if you dont get it, its ok. its a wow thing)
only a childish brain uses "your mom" jokes.
only a childish brain uses "your mom" jokes.