Insults without swears

[JamesJackWalshe]

You colossal berk !

You repugnant vomit puddle !

If I looked into a stagnant bucket of fish guts, I would find something more handsome than you.

 

[Baby Eater]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
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i hate your avatar it confuses me o.o

 

[Baby Eater]

Your mum is a HAMSTER and your father smelt of elderberries!

fixed it for ya mate

NO. As said previously, twice, I don't like hamsters.

well im sure hamsters love you >>

 

[Andalusa]

If I get annoyed with a person being stupid I say this: "How are you alive?"
I don't like to insult people without a reason, my mean insult is generally : "You're such a div."
My light hearted insult is: "You moose/boob."

 

[martin's a madman]

Oi biffo, you kiss your dad with that mouth?

 

[Joreal]

Retard isn't a swear word...

Erm, I just read this over, and I think I misread the first time. Be right back.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

An insult without swears?
Only the good ones have swears

 

[Blow_Pop]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
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i hate your avatar it confuses me o.o

why does it confuse you? its an ant running around

 

[Baby Eater]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
snip

i hate your avatar it confuses me o.o

why does it confuse you? its an ant running around

it looks like a ants on my screen

 

[Azazcyh]

"I'll beat you like a red headed step child!"

 

[Blow_Pop]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
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i hate your avatar it confuses me o.o

why does it confuse you? its an ant running around

it looks like a ants on my screen

why do you think i like it?

 

[thepj]

Hush up or I'll kill you with a bag of bagels.


I know, its strange.

you are now my person of the day

 

[Baby Eater]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
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why do you think i like it?

cause you want me to break my screen get cut and die horribly?

 

[Swaki]

i bet you like lady gaga too.
your hopeless, this have unfortunately been tossed around so much its lost all meaning, but it truly is a badass insult.
actually there are millions of insults without using swearwords, they usually only make the insult seem so much less insulting.

 

[Rassan]

You're a numpty.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
snip

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why do you think i like it?

cause you want me to break my screen get cut and die horribly?

no....just cause it fucks with my brain and possibly others.....besides it entertains me...

 

[ArseneLupin]

I'd engage you in a battle of wits, but I don't fight the unarmed

 

[AceDefective]

Hey Admiral smellynugget! (got a sophmore with that he beat me up for it)

 

[thewerebuffalo]

shnoopaloop is a good insult. when they ask what it means accuse them of double-speak then tiptoe sneakily around a corner. you may also want to grow a handlebar mustache and wear a cape and top hat