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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
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i hate your avatar it confuses me o.o
why does it confuse you? its an ant running around
 

Baby Eater

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aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
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i hate your avatar it confuses me o.o
why does it confuse you? its an ant running around
it looks like a ants on my screen
 

Blow_Pop

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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
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i hate your avatar it confuses me o.o
why does it confuse you? its an ant running around
it looks like a ants on my screen
why do you think i like it?
 

Baby Eater

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Swaki

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i bet you like lady gaga too.
your hopeless, this have unfortunately been tossed around so much its lost all meaning, but it truly is a badass insult.
actually there are millions of insults without using swearwords, they usually only make the insult seem so much less insulting.
 

Blow_Pop

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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
snip

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why do you think i like it?
cause you want me to break my screen get cut and die horribly?
no....just cause it fucks with my brain and possibly others.....besides it entertains me...
 

thewerebuffalo

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shnoopaloop is a good insult. when they ask what it means accuse them of double-speak then tiptoe sneakily around a corner. you may also want to grow a handlebar mustache and wear a cape and top hat
 

mokes310

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I'm sure it's been said, but I'm too lazy to look through...

"You are nothing but a see you next tuesday!" Think about it ;)
 

Baby Eater

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aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
snip

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why do you think i like it?
cause you want me to break my screen get cut and die horribly?
no....just cause it fucks with my brain and possibly others.....besides it entertains me...
admit it your trying to get us all to die in a emo way
 

Stoic raptor

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QuirkyTambourine said:
I like to use the phrase Picklesniffer, it doesn't have to make sense but it could if you sat and thought about it for a second.
I just thought about it, and I think I know the true meaning.
Pretty clever
 

BehattedWanderer

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You have the intelligence of a paramecium's anus, the agility of thick molasses on a sub-freezing day, the appearance of a mold-covered slug who has been mushed beneath the foot of a elephant who has trodden through it's own diarrhea, and the continence of a leaky pipe! Remove your foul self from my presence, lest you become contagious and I catch the disease you have!
 

Blow_Pop

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Jan 21, 2009
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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
aprilmarie said:
Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
snip

snip
why do you think i like it?
cause you want me to break my screen get cut and die horribly?
no....just cause it fucks with my brain and possibly others.....besides it entertains me...
admit it your trying to get us all to die in a emo way
its possible
 

Fritzvalt

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
You sir are as ignorant as you are ugly. You can replace the word ignorant with almost anything e.g stupid.
And there are thousands more insuts one can use without swearing. Swearing is for people to stupid to come up with something origional
Can we, perhaps, replace the word ugly with stupid? That just sounds more amusing to my little mind.
 

ProfessorLayton

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
You sir are as ignorant as you are ugly. You can replace the word ignorant with almost anything e.g stupid.
And there are thousands more insuts one can use without swearing. Swearing is for people to stupid to come up with something origional
I'm sorry, but I might have to steal that and use it.