Insults without swears

[mokes310]

I'm sure it's been said, but I'm too lazy to look through...

"You are nothing but a see you next tuesday!" Think about it

 

[Baby Eater]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
snip

snip

why do you think i like it?

cause you want me to break my screen get cut and die horribly?

no....just cause it fucks with my brain and possibly others.....besides it entertains me...

admit it your trying to get us all to die in a emo way

 

[Stoic raptor]

I like to use the phrase Picklesniffer, it doesn't have to make sense but it could if you sat and thought about it for a second.

I just thought about it, and I think I know the true meaning.
Pretty clever

 

[BehattedWanderer]

You have the intelligence of a paramecium's anus, the agility of thick molasses on a sub-freezing day, the appearance of a mold-covered slug who has been mushed beneath the foot of a elephant who has trodden through it's own diarrhea, and the continence of a leaky pipe! Remove your foul self from my presence, lest you become contagious and I catch the disease you have!

 

[Blow_Pop]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......
snip

snip

why do you think i like it?

cause you want me to break my screen get cut and die horribly?

no....just cause it fucks with my brain and possibly others.....besides it entertains me...

admit it your trying to get us all to die in a emo way

its possible

 

[Fritzvalt]

You sir are as ignorant as you are ugly. You can replace the word ignorant with almost anything e.g stupid.
And there are thousands more insuts one can use without swearing. Swearing is for people to stupid to come up with something origional

Can we, perhaps, replace the word ugly with stupid? That just sounds more amusing to my little mind.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

You sir are as ignorant as you are ugly. You can replace the word ignorant with almost anything e.g stupid.
And there are thousands more insuts one can use without swearing. Swearing is for people to stupid to come up with something origional

I'm sorry, but I might have to steal that and use it.

 

[Pifflestick]

I call people Oberon. It implies homosexuality without coming right out and calling them a ******. Of course, it requires the person your telling to have a brain.

 

[Jakiller2]

"Don't make me us the N word.... NI! NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!"

 

[RobCoxxy]

"You're so stupid, when you took an IQ test... It came back negative."

 

[Tanner fool]

anus breath

 

[Baby Eater]

aprilmarie:"its possible" (too much quoting)
you good sir are a terrorist who wishes harm on others ohh shit just got back on topic!

 

[jboking]

I recently told this to a grammatically challenged poster just a little while ago.

"The things you do to the English language should only be legal in Guantanamo."

I believe that to be an insult without a curse word.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

"Ignorant trogs". My new insult.

 

[Baby Eater]

I call people Oberon. It implies homosexuality without coming right out and calling them a ******. Of course, it requires the person your telling to have a brain.

insults are so better when they dont understand

 

[Thundero13]

let's see calling someone a blimp or a house or aq bowling ball would imply that your fat and a lot of other nouns would sound mean i suppose

 

[Guitar Gamer]

shut your mouth with which you breath with.

bloody mouth breathers, you have a nose for a reason

 

[John_Galt]

"You're as thick as manure but half as useful."

"You have a backpfeifengesicht*."

*German word for 'a face that deserves a fist/to be slapped.

 

[John Mancer]

I tend to just string random words together to create an insult or an exclamation, but I replace some words with others.

One of my favorites is to replace the word "fuck", and sometimes others, with the word "fornicate", it doesn't work in every situation, but when it does...

Instead of saying "Oh My God", I say either "Sweet All God" or "Dear One God", I think it throws people off.

I replace "shit" with "H'reken".

My favorite random words to add to a random string of words: Jesustien, Poppingcat, rainbow, bloody, internalized, centrifugal, KGB, Imagination, and tenderloins.

Somebody will probably be able to tell from this what my favorite book series is