I call people Oberon. It implies homosexuality without coming right out and calling them a ******. Of course, it requires the person your telling to have a brain.
Insults without swears
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you good sir are a terrorist who wishes harm on others ohh shit just got back on topic!
you good sir are a terrorist who wishes harm on others ohh shit just got back on topic!
let's see calling someone a blimp or a house or aq bowling ball would imply that your fat and a lot of other nouns would sound mean i suppose
shut your mouth with which you breath with.
bloody mouth breathers, you have a nose for a reason
bloody mouth breathers, you have a nose for a reason
I tend to just string random words together to create an insult or an exclamation, but I replace some words with others.
One of my favorites is to replace the word "fuck", and sometimes others, with the word "fornicate", it doesn't work in every situation, but when it does...
Instead of saying "Oh My God", I say either "Sweet All God" or "Dear One God", I think it throws people off.
I replace "shit" with "H'reken".
My favorite random words to add to a random string of words: Jesustien, Poppingcat, rainbow, bloody, internalized, centrifugal, KGB, Imagination, and tenderloins.
Somebody will probably be able to tell from this what my favorite book series is
One of my favorites is to replace the word "fuck", and sometimes others, with the word "fornicate", it doesn't work in every situation, but when it does...
Instead of saying "Oh My God", I say either "Sweet All God" or "Dear One God", I think it throws people off.
I replace "shit" with "H'reken".
My favorite random words to add to a random string of words: Jesustien, Poppingcat, rainbow, bloody, internalized, centrifugal, KGB, Imagination, and tenderloins.
Somebody will probably be able to tell from this what my favorite book series is
You're all fur coat and no knickers!
I have no idea what it means... it's from Killing Floor.
You phallus waving mistake of evolution!
Your mother never wanted you!
You Strumpet!
and so on.
But swearing is so much more cathartic and everyone knows what you mean.
Edit: Aw, Strumpet got ninja'd. that's one of my favorites, too.
I have no idea what it means... it's from Killing Floor.
You phallus waving mistake of evolution!
Your mother never wanted you!
You Strumpet!
and so on.
But swearing is so much more cathartic and everyone knows what you mean.
Edit: Aw, Strumpet got ninja'd. that's one of my favorites, too.
"Numpty"
"Nonce"
"Spanner"
They all rather nicley fill the "You are a ..." catagory and I use them quiet alot.
Or if you want something more "tasteful".
"You sir are a cad of the highest calibre. I do so hope that someday the good Lord strikes you down for your ignorance!"
"Nonce"
"Spanner"
They all rather nicley fill the "You are a ..." catagory and I use them quiet alot.
Or if you want something more "tasteful".
"You sir are a cad of the highest calibre. I do so hope that someday the good Lord strikes you down for your ignorance!"
"I'd say your IQ, but numbers don't go that low."
"That's okay, I've scraped things off the bottom of my shoes that are worth more than your opinion."
"You are an incredible tosser." Useful in both Britan and America, even though 80% of the common American population won't understand it.
"Go back to your corner and start eating your paint chips."
"That's okay, I've scraped things off the bottom of my shoes that are worth more than your opinion."
"You are an incredible tosser." Useful in both Britan and America, even though 80% of the common American population won't understand it.
"Go back to your corner and start eating your paint chips."
