Insults without swears

[RebelRising]

Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins

3 awesome points to whomever knows where this is from

Elf. I love that movie.

Another one I like is: "Your nose precedes you by 15 minutes."

Points for whomever gets where this is from.

 

[tkioz]

I coined a phrase a few years ago, wankerchops.

 

[The_Evermind]

"You, out of the gene pool"
then again its hard to compete against "Daft"

 

[lizards]

i have no problem with insults without swearing but for fucks sake dont put f**k

 

[kazabamer]

Take any manly tool and use that. "You spanner"

 

[AWC Viper]

i cant insult without swearing. im an Australian.

but i do use British and Aussie cockney. like "oi ya bloody Muppet"

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I'm fine with insults that don't include curse words, in fact I believe it inspires creativity.

You frivolous tart!

 

[Squedee]

a jimmy dean package
cookie for whoever gets it

 

[Logic 0]

Yor're a whamning guttersnipe.

 

[Buschmaki]

yes a lily knickered ham wrestler and you are an ignorant lump of nasty unleashed onto the earth from the fiery pits of hell.

 

[lwm3398]

You're PLATITUDINOUS!

Long words FOR THE WIN.

 

[Spekter068]

"Aw, what happened? Did mommy not see the sign that says 'PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD NOT RIDE' by the roller coaster?"

"[He is] a modest little person, with much to be modest about." Abraham Lincoln

Face an audience (imaginary or actual), point to the offender and say, "This is why condoms should be worn."

Okay, I'm kind of a history nut- Winston Churchill and a woman named Lady Astor- she was the wife of a member of Parliament (I think)- had a rather... erm... humorous relationship.

Churchill once gave a speech while intoxicated, and afterwards, Lady Astor cornered him and said, "Winston, you're drunk."
He replied, "Madam, you're ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

Another funny exchange of theirs was: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd give you poison."

"If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

 

[Valiance]

POPINJAY
POPINJAY

POPINJAY

(effing stronghold crusader)

 

[Kiju]

"May your life be an eventful one."

That's more a curse than an insult, but yeah.

 

[Kiju]

POPINJAY
POPINJAY

POPINJAY

(effing stronghold crusader)

Epic. "I hope they like beef! >" (Trebuchet-men loading cows...so epic.)

 

[Lilani]

I bite my thumb at you, sir!

 

[Spekter068]

You're PLATITUDINOUS!

Long words FOR THE WIN.

Your mass is comparable, even equivalent to, that of a hippopotami.

Make your insults nice and long- the devastation on the victim's face is always priceless.

 

[mageyolook]

your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries! i blow my nose in your general direction

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

http://santaevita.tripod.com/smegginsults.html

there's just to Manny of them...some even in the requested context!

 

[Shotaro]

Whooping Moron always works well.