Insults without swears

[randomsix]

"Impudent Strumpet" was always a favorite of mine
Again, Shakespeare ftw.

 

[TheMadTypist]

You're all fur coat and no knickers!

I have no idea what it means... it's from Killing Floor.

You phallus waving mistake of evolution!
Your mother never wanted you!
You Strumpet!
and so on.

But swearing is so much more cathartic and everyone knows what you mean.
Edit: Aw, Strumpet got ninja'd. that's one of my favorites, too.

 

[Spaghetti]

"Numpty"
"Nonce"
"Spanner"
They all rather nicley fill the "You are a ..." catagory and I use them quiet alot.

Or if you want something more "tasteful".

"You sir are a cad of the highest calibre. I do so hope that someday the good Lord strikes you down for your ignorance!"

 

[Clashero]

Have you people NOT played Monkey Island?

Also, this: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins

3 awesome points to whomever knows where this is from

 

[Gotham Soul]

"I'd say your IQ, but numbers don't go that low."

"That's okay, I've scraped things off the bottom of my shoes that are worth more than your opinion."

"You are an incredible tosser." Useful in both Britan and America, even though 80% of the common American population won't understand it.

"Go back to your corner and start eating your paint chips."

 

[Kajin]

I spent eight years in the special education system and I can tell you right now that every last one of the retards I have encountered over the years has a higher IQ than you. You should go hang yourself.

ADHD makes for fun times XD

 

[Dirty Apple]

Your face looks like a forest fire that someone tried to put out with a screwdriver.

 

[RebelRising]

Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins

3 awesome points to whomever knows where this is from

Elf. I love that movie.

Another one I like is: "Your nose precedes you by 15 minutes."

Points for whomever gets where this is from.

 

[tkioz]

I coined a phrase a few years ago, wankerchops.

 

[The_Evermind]

"You, out of the gene pool"
then again its hard to compete against "Daft"

 

[lizards]

i have no problem with insults without swearing but for fucks sake dont put f**k

 

[kazabamer]

Take any manly tool and use that. "You spanner"

 

[AWC Viper]

i cant insult without swearing. im an Australian.

but i do use British and Aussie cockney. like "oi ya bloody Muppet"

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I'm fine with insults that don't include curse words, in fact I believe it inspires creativity.

You frivolous tart!

 

[Squedee]

a jimmy dean package
cookie for whoever gets it

 

[Logic 0]

Yor're a whamning guttersnipe.

 

[Buschmaki]

yes a lily knickered ham wrestler and you are an ignorant lump of nasty unleashed onto the earth from the fiery pits of hell.