Insults without swears

[The_Chief]

Is it possible to have an insult without a swear word or a word like cock or fag or words like that? other then bad grammar. I'm onto you. and if so have you ever used one? if so care to share?

EDIT: I'm aware you can have insults without swears, but i seem to be the only person i know who knows it.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

I like to use the phrase Picklesniffer, it doesn't have to make sense but it could if you sat and thought about it for a second.

 

[Heathrow]

Of course it is you pusillanimous pencil pusher.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Idiot is a good insult to use.

 

[Spitfire175]

Call them vegetarians?

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

You sir are as ignorant as you are ugly. You can replace the word ignorant with almost anything e.g stupid.
And there are thousands more insuts one can use without swearing. Swearing is for people to stupid to come up with something origional

 

[Radeonx]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

You look like the hindquarters of my mother sir, and may God have mercy on you for that.

 

[Starnerf]

Of course it is you pusillanimous pencil pusher.

The line is "pilsner" pusher. Because Moe is a bartender and pilsner is a type of beer. So he would be pushing pilsners.

but I've always liked Wiggum's "Shut you word hole!" line. Not really an insult, but funny.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

You mean hamster?

And yes, of course it is possible!

 

[Artemus_Cain]

I do say the word fuck too much. It sort of takes the sting out of it. I like the phrase "phenomenal idiot." Or you could just scream "you lie" like that phenomenal idiot from South Carolina.

 

[Florion]

"May a menstruating woman sit on you WITH HER ASS."

We came up with that during Literature class while studying Genesis. =P Oh, Rachel, you and your stealing your father's pagan gods and then sitting on them and saying you can't get up because you're on your period so that he's all like, "oh, okay, but where the eff are my idols?" and your husband is all like "I will KEEL the person who has stolen your idols" because he doesn't know you took them and then later on in the journey you die in childbirth and the baby doesn't even get the name you chose for him just before dying because Jacob thought "Son of my sorrow"
was too emo. Oh Rachel.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I do say the word fuck too much. It sort of takes the sting out of it. I like the phrase "phenomenal idiot." Or you could just scream "you lie" like that phenomenal idiot from South Carolina.

You lie!

It had to be South Carolina didn't it? "Rhode Island" might've looked better. Then again, South Carolina is hilarious enough to ban police officers from running.

 

[Chipperz]

Thou art spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in you!
Scratching could not make it worse, such a face as yours!
Thou smell of mountain goat.
Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Oh yeah. Shakespeare for the win.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!

Yay! Monty Python reference!

OP:I like calling people knuckle-draggers (Otherwise known as 'Those who watch Fox News').

 

[Lukeje]

You just have to look at the world of politics to see that it's possible:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4511352.stm
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3797745.ece

 

[A Weary Exile]

Thou art spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in you!
Scratching could not make it worse, such a face as yours!
Thou smell of mountain goat.
Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Oh yeah. Shakespeare for the win.

Oh burneth! Thou hast been served!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Thou art spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in you!
Scratching could not make it worse, such a face as yours!
Thou smell of mountain goat.
Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Oh yeah. Shakespeare for the win.

Thou Prince of Wales.