Invent a Terrible Game

[Deathkingo]

Title screen, has the name of the game flashing in all sorts of awesome fashion. Underneath, the words "Press the V button". THe beauty thing is, there IS no V button on your controller. You look all over for it, press every button, and still nothing. Great game.

 

[Kheld]

Lets see, you play a game where your Political Party wins an election based on lies.

You then saddle the country with debt that will take decades to pay off, invade a few other countries illegally, corrupt Government, take cash for honours, politicse the civil service, sell off Gold in bulk (thus lowering the price) to replace it with Euros, then swan off in a non job & make a fortune in fees & directorships.

Its called "Hi im Tony".

 

[MrGalactus]

Super Busy Hospital​

You are a doctor who works at a hospital that takes care of video game characters who have been hurt, severely beaten, or killed in humiliating ways. Your job is to save who you can, if you can. Your the people responsible for getting people back into games after respawns. You must treat the tea bagged, the noob tubed, the suicidal idiots, etc.

Each victim will have a dick like personality save for the occasional nice guy who will die on you. The game uses motion controls (take your pic from which ever console) and is a bit like Trauma Center except you have people yelling at you and almost everything and everyone seems to be trying to break your concentration by either pushing or accidents.

There is no end to the game. It just keeps going and going until you can't bear the many lives you know you can't save. You will live with the guilt of not being able to save anyone and the last level is taking a scalpel to your wrist and committing suicide.


Meh, I'm not so sure it's that bad of a game, but I just trailed off somewhere along the lines.

How clever! Actually quite an original idea. Its like exestentialism from the inside looking out and in at the same time, from in between the very fourth wall itself.
Ending might need work, though.

True that the ending might need work, but I was trying to make it bad. Guess that didn't go so well?

You fail at fail.

 

[supermariner]

You have to eat the hotdog
but the hotdog is made out of pixels
eat your TV
EAT IT!

 

[RadiusXd]

an mmorpg that requires you to repeatedly tab a button in order to breath, and in which you walk by jiggling the sixaxis controller, it is set during the year 1999 and the aim of the game is to prepare for and then defeat the millenium bugs. and each action aside from walking and breathing requires a lengthy quicktime event.

sadly there was no actual combat due to the fact that millenium bugs are/were fictional, so the entirety of the game consists of working your day job (conveyerbelt worker) and constructing armour from bottle caps you find on the curb

 

[Arkley]

Mortal Kombat: Kanadian Kurling Association.

Liu Kang joins Canada's premier Curling league, determined to become the greatest curler in Canadian history. This is the game that will be released in place of the Mortal Kombat reboot, after said reboot is cancelled. It will spawn a series of six movies.

 

[Wing Dairu]

You take Duke Nukem Forever and make it realistic.
Victory is mine!

Yeah...Duke Nukem and realism are like oil and water...they don't mix, and when they try to, the entire nation throws a shit-fit. (lol current events)

 

[Hristo Petrov]

A hentai game in wich you play as a female character and your goal is to sexually satisfy Hitler and his closest friends at a privet party in some bunker and the voice acting is done by one japanese guy who is truing to speak english with a german accent

 

[illas]

Microsoft Flight Simulator - Twin Towers Edition.
Simple objective, but the ending is fairly explosive.

Too soon?

 

[Crispee]

A text based FPS.

And it's real time, so if you don't type "Turn slightly to the left, shoot gun" in time, then your characters uncharacteristically low HP fails.

 

[avenged undead]

Twilight, the game.

I believe I have just been ninja'd

 

[illas]

Oh, and concerning boring life simulator games, "Every day the same dream" sprang to mind.
http://www.molleindustria.org/everydaythesamedream/everydaythesamedream.html

 

[Supraliminal]

You're a janitor and you clean up bathrooms that have been pooped and peed on. You need the money to pay for your daughter's cancer surgery, although she dies in the first level.

No, no, no. That's not harsh enough.

After clean up bathrooms and doing other dirty work, and I don't mean anything cool like ...you know ..murdering someone for cash, for 50 agonising levels, you finally have all the money for the surgery.

And then she dies because of a mistake made by one of the surgeons.



The sequel will be quite near the mainstream ideal of a game, though, as you ride with your bike, of choice, through the states trying to find that person ,who obv. went undrground, responsible for your daughters death, in a horrid tale of desperation, violence, intimidation, illicit activities and, last and foremost, revenge.

Oh wait,.. this was for bad game ideas.

 

[MrGalactus]

I'd Try to think of one but the best bad video game has already been created
Skip ahead to 1:50 to see what I'm talking about.

Super Busy Hospital​

You are a doctor who works at a hospital that takes care of video game characters who have been hurt, severely beaten, or killed in humiliating ways. Your job is to save who you can, if you can. Your the people responsible for getting people back into games after respawns. You must treat the tea bagged, the noob tubed, the suicidal idiots, etc.

Each victim will have a dick like personality save for the occasional nice guy who will die on you. The game uses motion controls (take your pic from which ever console) and is a bit like Trauma Center except you have people yelling at you and almost everything and everyone seems to be trying to break your concentration by either pushing or accidents.

There is no end to the game. It just keeps going and going until you can't bear the many lives you know you can't save. You will live with the guilt of not being able to save anyone and the last level is taking a scalpel to your wrist and committing suicide.


Meh, I'm not so sure it's that bad of a game, but I just trailed off somewhere along the lines.

How clever! Actually quite an original idea. Its like exestentialism from the inside looking out and in at the same time, from in between the very fourth wall itself.
Ending might need work, though.

True that the ending might need work, but I was trying to make it bad. Guess that didn't go so well?

You fail at fail.

Doesn't that mean he succeed?

Yes, he inadvertantly succeed

 

[Bilbo536]

You play a manager in a big company. The game knows about very person you care about in the world and creates avatars of them as characters in the game. They each work under you. Your objective is to go to each of them and fire them because your superior told you to. Every time you fire one they start to cry and you get a 30 minute cut scene of them telling you a very sad and personal story as to why they need this job. You have no option but to tell them 'too bad'. When it is a person you particularly care about, you punctuate this message by slapping you in the face. You have no choice. The screen will show a message saying 'press B to slap' and will not continue until you have done so. The game ends as you sit alone in your tiny apartment, forgotten and hated by everyone you ever loved.
The game then glues itself to the inside of whichever system it's been booted on, so it's the only game you can ever play on that particular unit.

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

Twilight the MMORPG

 

[Kitteh]

Twilight the MMORPG

Well that beats my idea of a game where you play a mentally handicapped army ranger. the trick is that the controls dont work as you want them to, and the AI will randomly make the character chase a butterfly.

 

[CheckD3]

A game about a female character with large breasts and a super feminist attitude (who's a reverse racist black woman) who looks like she's in her 30s-40s and has seen bigger battles than any Spartan, and sounds like Little Neil from Rocky Horror meets a preppy college student who spends her weekends getting wasted and sucking guys off for fun.

She spends the game having to prove that women can be as strong as men and fights space marines of an evil faction with a pistol, then gets a shotgun, a rifle, grenades, and a large plasma gun that has such low ammo finds that you're more likey to see up her short pants than find ammo for it.

It tells the story horribly, the camera spends more time staring at enemies than your character and each line she spouts makes your ears burst, then regrow themselves painfully to burst again

 

[Treeinthewoods]

An RTS based inside the human body, each level is a different organ. You are cancer, and you must control your units to take over each organ/level completely.

The level completion bonus will be an obituary of some famous person who died of that kind of cancer. Like after you pass the Pancreas level you will read Patrick Swayze's obituary which will explain exactly how you killed the star of Roadhouse from the inside.