iPod Explodes, Melts Kid's Underwear
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24: episode 5.15 "When all things come to and end"Gormourn said:
A group of terrorists has managed to get access to Apple's iSphere, from where special commands can be sent to ALL iPods and iPhones in the world, including one that forces the hardware to overheat dramatically and explode, due to an exponential algorithmic loop.
The terrorists are menacing the US government of burning and castrating millions of infidels if they don't obtain the removal of all DRMs.
Jack Bauer is sent in a remote town of Tennessee to infiltrate a local group of vocal Internet dissidents who could have ties with the terrorists, but falls in a trap and is left for dead.
Heavily wounded and immobilized in the collapsed basement of an old brick factory, Jack is left with no other solution but call for help. He notices he has a signal and tries to reach HQ on his cellphone, but suddenly stops.
What if the terrorists could make his own phone explode?...
On another note, funny how a lawsuit about a device that threatens the health of a person and has lasting negative social repercussions on this same person, comes out with a penalty of $150,000 top for Apple, but how a company like Microsoft threatening the sovereignty of a patent pays tens of MILLIONS of dollars to have the plaintiff STFU.
On one side, you have a person, on the other, something that can be summed down to a piece of paper.
On one side, you have a person, on the other, something that can be summed down to a piece of paper.
Lmao, things happen its life emotional problems my ass, imagine a kids in Iraq how they feel, or kids whose parent are in the US military how they feel when they found out their parent died.
what I have to say is what a load of crap, the only scar there will be is one on his thigh that he can brag about in collage, this is a chance to get money thats all.
what I have to say is what a load of crap, the only scar there will be is one on his thigh that he can brag about in collage, this is a chance to get money thats all.
hey you have to realize that the iPod touch and all iPod models are only DESIGNED in California and are created in CHINA. Don't call me a racist cause I'm asian too and I just find this ridiculous...or maybe i'm in denial...because I've had my iPod touch for awhile.
The kid was wearing spandex underwear? God, I'd hate it if a freind had to help me outta my trousers and for some reason I had spandex underwear. The burns and stuff wud be a pain in the arse (no pun intended) but spandex... eeech.
And my ipod being gone wud suck, too. What would keep me entertained while I lay in a hospital bed.
And my ipod being gone wud suck, too. What would keep me entertained while I lay in a hospital bed.
They could've gotten more. Although I agree with Sooperman. An ipod can't just explode without some kind of catalyst. And what the hell kid of kid wears spandex underwear?!
Yeah, I will admit that I did laugh...It would suck if it happened to me, but it didn't.
1. Why was kid wearing spendex?
2. Define "explode"
3. How the hell?
4. Hahaha!
1. Why was kid wearing spendex?
2. Define "explode"
3. How the hell?
4. Hahaha!
