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Gestapo Hunter

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one liner before ending some assholes life. Dont you just love em? It almost seem in every action movie it is the universe law you must say something cool or cheesy before you commence kicking ass. People like James Bond,John Mclane,Leonidas I,and every prick in a Guy Richie film did it.

But what about video game? We are up to our eyeballs with action hero with a phone book worth of one liners.So lets try to immortalize every liner we remember into the fantastic but quickly forgotten thread. Heres how to do it first the name,then what game,and finally the quote. Remember! it has to be a something they said before somebody dies!

Name: JC Denton
Game: Deus Ex
"Take you best shot Flatlander woman"
 

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Not so much a one liner somebody says before they kill someone, but before they die. In the second episode of firefly "the train job" at the very end when Mal has Niska's sidekick/bodyguard tied up in front of him and the bodyguard says something to the effect of "you can let me go, but wherever you go I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade!" And then Mal just kicks him into serenity's engine. It was the best.
 

Gestapo Hunter

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Omikron009 said:
Not so much a one liner somebody says before they kill someone, but before they die. In the second episode of firefly "the train job" at the very end when Mal has Niska's sidekick/bodyguard tied up in front of him and the bodyguard says something to the effect of "you can let me go, but wherever you go I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade!" And then Mal just kicks him into serenity's engine. It was the best.
you know i got the DvD collection but i never got around to watching it.
 

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Omikron009 said:
Not so much a one liner somebody says before they kill someone, but before they die. In the second episode of firefly "the train job" at the very end when Mal has Niska's sidekick/bodyguard tied up in front of him and the bodyguard says something to the effect of "you can let me go, but wherever you go I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade!" And then Mal just kicks him into serenity's engine. It was the best.
In the same vein, in the climax of "Serenity" when the Operative asks Mal if he knows what his sin is, and Mal says "I'm a fan of all seven. *punch* But right now, I'm gonna have to go with rage."

He then proceeds to kick some Alliance ass.
 

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This one doesn't really abide by the rules but it's too good to miss out.

In a Arnold Swartz... movie it's not before the kill but after.
On a plane he kills a guy he's sitting next to then calls a flight attendant and says "Can you get a drink for my friend he's dead tired". Brilliant
 

Gestapo Hunter

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reyttm4 said:
This one doesn't really abide by the rules but it's too good to miss out.

In a Arnold Swartz... movie it's not before the kill but after.
On a plane he kills a guy he's sitting next to then calls a flight attendant and says "Can you get a drink for my friend he's dead tired". Brilliant
"this one" what are you? one of those freaky jellyfish from Mass Effect?

jk/
 

reyttm4

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Gestapo Hunter said:
reyttm4 said:
This one doesn't really abide by the rules but it's too good to miss out.

In a Arnold Swartz... movie it's not before the kill but after.
On a plane he kills a guy he's sitting next to then calls a flight attendant and says "Can you get a drink for my friend he's dead tired". Brilliant
"this one" what are you? one of those freaky jellyfish from Mass Effect?

jk/
Sorry I've never played Mass Effect, I'm sure someone will get it though, if not I'll learn it, it will not go unlolled I assure you.
 

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Name: Duke Nukem
Game: Duke Nukem 3D
Line: Eat shit and die.

[small]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228246/quotes[/small]
 

Gestapo Hunter

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Cajt said:
Name: Duke Nukem
Game: Duke Nukem 3D
Line: Eat shit and die.

[small]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228246/quotes[/small]
i perfer the..

Duke:I got BALLS OF STEEL!
crazy boston or NY chick:ILL MAKE YOU A F****T!!
Duke:Eat shit and die!
 

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Arnie in Commando: "Let off some steam, Bennet!" after impaling him into a steam-gushing boiler system
"...And please, dont wake my friend. He's dead tired" - Murder on an aeroplane :D
 

A Raging Emo

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Has anyone ever seen 'The Transporter' or 'The Transporter 2'? There was such a cheesy line in the second one.

The Bad Guy in the film caught a Plane to escape the protagonist (Who is the Transporter). The Transporter hides on the Plane. "I'm sorry, your flight is cancelled" says The Transporter, "No... YOU'RE CANCELLED!" shouts the Bad Guy as a gun battle ensues.
 

Sebenko

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"When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. You'll get a group discount."
-Caleb, Blood (Or someone else, knowing the number of pop-culture references in that game)
 

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Gestapo Hunter said:
reyttm4 said:
This one doesn't really abide by the rules but it's too good to miss out.

In a Arnold Swartz... movie it's not before the kill but after.
On a plane he kills a guy he's sitting next to then calls a flight attendant and says "Can you get a drink for my friend he's dead tired". Brilliant
"this one" what are you? one of those freaky jellyfish from Mass Effect?

jk/
This one believes so.

Wait, what the fuck, this one needs a fucking evangelical permit?
 

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madcap2112 said:
Omikron009 said:
Not so much a one liner somebody says before they kill someone, but before they die. In the second episode of firefly "the train job" at the very end when Mal has Niska's sidekick/bodyguard tied up in front of him and the bodyguard says something to the effect of "you can let me go, but wherever you go I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade!" And then Mal just kicks him into serenity's engine. It was the best.
In the same vein, in the climax of "Serenity" when the Operative asks Mal if he knows what his sin is, and Mal says "I'm a fan of all seven. *punch* But right now, I'm gonna have to go with rage."

He then proceeds to kick some Alliance ass.
It's wrath, not rage. One of the seven deadly sins. Also, this is about VIDEO GAME quotes, something most of the posters have missed.

Here's one of my favorite. At the end of the game kingdom hearts, the king of all final fantasy Ansem is opening the door to all darkness, kingdom hearts. As the door cracks open and the darkness starts coming out, sora says, "No, you're wrong! I know now, without a doubt, kingdom hearts is LIGHT."
That being said, the darkness becomes light and ansem is consumed by it. That is perhaps the best 'screw you, I make my own reality' quote of all time.