It's time for obscure quote theater!!!

[Bobic]

I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

Reserviour Dogs, Mr Pink if I'm not mistaken.

Alright my quote:

'And I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you're a ****. You're a **** now and you've always been a ****, the only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids.'

EDIT: Damn, someone got there before me.

The awesome film In Bruges.

My quote: You just killed the special needs donkey!

 

[Hectix777]

"They're a little bit bison!"

And from the same thing:

"Oh my God! I find lentils completely incomprehensible."

Topher and Adelle from Dollhouse.

"I will grind your bones to dust"

The Scooby Doo movie, the on where they went to that island

 

[AlAaraaf74]

"They're a little bit bison!"

And from the same thing:

"Oh my God! I find lentils completely incomprehensible."

Topher and Adelle from Dollhouse.

"I will grind your bones to dust"

The Scooby Doo movie, the on where they went to that island

Nope.

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

My guess is Zombieland

No, sir.

Hint: it's from a comic book.

 

[Chefodeath]

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

 

[supermariner]

"Wayne... I think we've established that ca-caw ca-caw and tooky-tooky don't work..."

EVOLUTION!
love that bit

EDIT: oh yeah forgot to post my one:

"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! ... dropped my fork"

 

[Realitycrash]

"Over a long enough time-period, the survival-probability of everyone drops to zero"

 

[Adepo]

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

HK-47 from KotOR

"Nice dolphin, n*gga!"

 

[supermariner]

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

HK-47 perchance?

 

[AngryMongoose]

"Over a long enough time-period, the survival-probability of everyone drops to zero"

Fight Club?

"Swords, Axes, Bows; I've got everything you need right here!"

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

'Gentleman, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fuckin ninja.'

 

[LFC Scouser]

Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape, duct tape, duct tape

 

[dark-mortality]

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

I will guess with Star Wars, Knights of the old republic... Don't know if it's 1 or 2 though...

hrmm, my turn... "I CAN SEE, I CAN SEE." "Yes, but you didn't see the fan."

I'm not sure that's what they say in english, but close enough.

 

[TheFloBros]

"Party on Wayne."
"Party on Garth."

 

[ABLb0y]

"Love will always find a way... Every cloud has a silver lining... Yeah, they gotta tell you something..."

 

[Gunjack65]

Here is one from a game:

"Moo? Primitive yet profound...."

 

[OutcastBOS]

"Party on Wayne."
"Party on Garth."

Gotta be Wayne's World.

"If only we had a big fat blind gay guy, then maybe we'd get some work done around here!"

 

[Tiss]

"Over a long enough time-period, the survival-probability of everyone drops to zero"

that's Fight Club, right?

 

[darthmason0719]

"We should've used shotguns"

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

HK-47 from KotOR

"Nice dolphin, n*gga!"

The Wire, directed at Michael's little brother also wearing a batman costume I believe.