It's time for obscure quote theater!!!

[A Weary Exile]

"Look how scared he is, he's shaking."
"No, he's masturbating."
"...yeah but it's out of fear."

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Is that any reason for you to fall out of the basket again?"

 

[MagnusX7]

Correct. (hands cookie) don't spend your brownie points all in one place, always nice to meet an oblivion fan.

 

[Jjtricky]

"Love will always find a way... Every cloud has a silver lining... Yeah, they gotta tell you something..."

Kick Behind/Donkey

'I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. Their will come an hour when the courage of men fails, when we betray our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves, and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day!'

Lord of the rings: Return of the king
"That boy's got an arse for a face"

That's not the David Mitchell joke, "Boy with an arse for a face" is it?

OT: "Mind your fingers: You'll be needing them later!"

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

'Gentleman, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fuckin ninja.'

generation kill!

Mine:

"What?"

If you get that one you have my respect.

Yep, Generation Kill it is. As for your one, come on man, I'm pretty sure just about every movie in existence as used the word what as a question at some point.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

"I'm just doing this gig, trying to make the best out of a bad situation. Looking for redemption in all the wrong places. Stop me if I'm rambling..."

War.Inc.

 

[Kargathia]

'Gentleman, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fuckin ninja.'

generation kill!

Mine:

"What?"

If you get that one you have my respect.

Yep, Generation Kill it is. As for your one, come on man, I'm pretty sure just about every movie in existence as used the word what as a question at some point.

I still stand by my Pulp Fiction answer, unless he can prove that his example placed even more importance in that specific word.

"I'm just doing this gig, trying to make the best out of a bad situation. Looking for redemption in all the wrong places. Stop me if I'm rambling..."

War.Inc.

DING DING DING.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

"Send me all the blueprints. Send me all the blueprints. Send me all the blueprints"

 

[Breaker deGodot]

"Gordon's ALIVE?!"
"CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!!!"
"HOPKIIIIIIIIIIIINNS!!!"
"COULD I HAVE A JAM SANDWICH?!"

God I love BRIAN BLESSED!

 

[zombie goat fetish]

"Gordon's ALIVE?!"
"CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!!!"
"HOPKIIIIIIIIIIIINNS!!!"
"COULD I HAVE A JAM SANDWICH?!"

God I love BRIAN BLESSED!

1. Flash Gordon
2. Black Adder
3. Black Adder
4. Black Adder

 

[DasHunterman]

"Dean, I'm going to turn around right now and you better be on fire. You are on fire and the only one who can put you out is me! BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY CONCEIVABLE REASON THAT YOU WOULD WAKE ME UP LIKE THIS!!"

 

[zombie goat fetish]

"Dean, I'm going to turn around right now and you better be on fire. You are on fire and the only one who can put you out is me! BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY CONCEIVABLE REASON THAT YOU WOULD WAKE ME UP LIKE THIS!!"

Venture Bros.

 

[lordlillen]

I'L KILL YOU! I'L KILL YOU TO DEATH!

 

[RingaFiar]

Above quote from South Park. Seen too many south park episodes, even though can't remember them doing that.

Edit: Not sure the guess of the above quote is accurate but will stand by my hunch, either that or it's Winston Churchill, they did most of them.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

I'L KILL YOU! I'L KILL YOU TO DEATH!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Try these ones on for size:

"No! There's no such fucking thing as a time boat!"

---​

"Say, I never thought a throne of bones and skulls would be so comfortable!"

---​

"Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't."

---​

"Go fuck yourself with a chainsword, sir."
"Uhuhuu! I'm going to pencil that in for after lunch!!"

 

[zombie goat fetish]

Try these ones on for size:

"No! There's no such fucking thing as a time boat!"

---​

"Say, I never thought a throne of bones and skulls would be so comfortable!"

---​

"Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't."

---​

"Go fuck yourself with a chainsword, sir."
"Uhuhuu! I'm going to pencil that in for after lunch!!"

1. Webcomic Oglaf
2. Comic Girl Genius
3. Megamind
4. ????
5. ????

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Try these ones on for size:

"No! There's no such fucking thing as a time boat!"

---​

"Say, I never thought a throne of bones and skulls would be so comfortable!"

---​

"Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't."

---​

"Go fuck yourself with a chainsword, sir."
"Uhuhuu! I'm going to pencil that in for after lunch!!"

1. Webcomic Oglaf
2. Comic Girl Genius
3. Megamind
4. ????
5. ????

I'm impressed you were able to get three out of four. The last one is from a conversation between a pissed off chaos space marine and Slaanesh.

 

[lordlillen]

I'L KILL YOU! I'L KILL YOU TO DEATH!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

nope.avi he didnt say il kill you to death.