It's time for obscure quote theater!!!

[Ben Simon]

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Spaceballs, Dark Helmet (I love that movie)

"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
^-^

The Room, Tommy Wiseau

My quote:
"I almost forgot... to chop your head off!"

 

[Ironsouled]

Now even more obscure:
Now some people think think night stalking, it must be something sweet
Well you go eat somebody raw and never brush your teeth!
and theres no toothepaste; its gettin' so I hate to chew!

 

[AngryPuppy]

"I will grind your bones to dust"

I didn't see anyone answer this so... Titus?

My quote "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with.. molecular structures."

 

[pwnzerstick]

"Crucifixion?"
"Yes"
"Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each"

 

[Kermi]

"I will grind your bones to dust"

I didn't see anyone answer this so... Titus?

My quote "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with.. molecular structures."

This is from Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness.

"Crucifixion?"
"Yes"
"Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each"

I have a strong feeling this is from Life of Brian.


since I'm confident I got at least one of the above right, I'll go ahead and post this:

1984? Yeah right, man, that's a typo. Orwell's here now. He's livin' large.

 

[Dr_Horrible]

"Crucifixion?"
"Yes"
"Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each"

It's the life of Brian, damn you! I was literally ABOUT to say "Alms for an ex-leper?"
Well played, sir

Umm...

"You can't be the Sheriff of London!"

 

[octafish]

"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

Dusk till Dawn

My quote "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with.. molecular structures."

army of Darkness

"Crucifixion?"
"Yes"
"Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each"

Life of Brian

"They're very pretty Colonel. Very pretty, but can they fight?"

Not very obscure.

"No one with a good car needs to be justified."

That is a bit more obscure.

"Nothing to forgive Sydney. Nothing."

 

[MagnusX7]

"Swords, Axes, Bows; I've got everything you need right here!"

This is Balders Gate, or I will eat my pants...well maybe not, but it's the shop keeper in the elfsong tavern.

Thought about saying, 'your back, did you see Eathon down there?' but it's obvious now..hmmm.

ok try this, "Yes I'm a priest. Do you need a priest? I don't think I'll be much help to you."

 

[octafish]

"You can't be the Sheriff of London!"

Hot Fuzz?

 

[Koeryn]

"I will grind your bones to dust"

I didn't see anyone answer this so... Titus?

My quote "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with.. molecular structures."

This is from Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness.

"Crucifixion?"
"Yes"
"Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each"

I have a strong feeling this is from Life of Brian.


since I'm confident I got at least one of the above right, I'll go ahead and post this:

1984? Yeah right, man, that's a typo. Orwell's here now. He's livin' large.

Is that possibly, Hackers? Good movie, if so. Entertaining at the least.


For mine...

Spoiler: I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.

I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.

It's one of my all-time favorite movies.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

ok try this, "Yes I'm a priest. Do you need a priest? I don't think I'll be much help to you."

im feeling... Firefly. the original pilot ep (not the Train Job).

and the "Shut up Crime" one is Super (or something like that)

i got nothing though.

(if thats a REALLY obscure quote, do i get extra reference-cookies?)

 

[AlAaraaf74]

"I will grind your bones to dust"

I didn't see anyone answer this so... Titus?

Yep!

 

[mrhappy1489]

"You're not midgets your lips are too full"

 

[StrangerMouse]

"Surprisingly earnest for having boobs like that."

 

[Vault Girl]

"Hello little guy! It's the Sweetie Man coming!"

District 9


"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."

 

[Kargathia]

'Gentleman, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fuckin ninja.'

generation kill!

Mine:

"What?"

Ff you get that one you have my respect.

Too easy. Pulp Fiction.

"I'm just doing this gig, trying to make the best out of a bad situation. Looking for redemption in all the wrong places. Stop me if I'm rambling..."

 

[MagnusX7]

ok try this, "Yes I'm a priest. Do you need a priest? I don't think I'll be much help to you."

im feeling... Firefly. the original pilot ep (not the Train Job).

and the "Shut up Crime" one is Super (or something like that)

i got nothing though.

(if thats a REALLY obscure quote, do i get extra reference-cookies?)

Umm..try one of the elder scrolls games that should make it easy.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

ok try this, "Yes I'm a priest. Do you need a priest? I don't think I'll be much help to you."

im feeling... Firefly. the original pilot ep (not the Train Job).

and the "Shut up Crime" one is Super (or something like that)

i got nothing though.

(if thats a REALLY obscure quote, do i get extra reference-cookies?)

Umm..try one of the elder scrolls games that should make it easy.

well then it would be Oblivion. havent played the main quest in AGES.