It's time to die

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Can I die in the sack?

(...)

Since it'll also be my first time, that would be neat.

I don't even have to check, I know I've already been ninja'd.

 

[Kiju]

Hmm...

A free-for-all deathmatch of all the members of congress, armed with nothing but your choice of sword.

 

[Fusioncode9]

I would play Russian Roulette, also the other people playing would be the most hated people I know.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

A sword fight with Obama, Bush Jr., and Sarah Palin, to the death, armed with nothing but daggers and machetes. If I win, I go on to fight gladiator style in the Colosseum, until someone finally kills me.

That counts, right?

If not, then by old age, with Ashley Greene being with me 'til I die being shot in the head by Liam Neeson, with a Desert Eagle.

 

[Some_weirdGuy]

Death by such extreme awesomeness that i die merely from bearing witness to it.

?

 

[Hollock]

I want atomsk to beat me to death with a guitar.

A sword fight with Obama, Bush Jr., and Sarah Palin, to the death, armed with nothing but daggers and machetes. If I win, I go on to fight gladiator style in the Colosseum, until someone finally kills me.

That counts, right?

If not, then by old age, with Ashley Greene being with me 'til I die being shot in the head by Liam Neeson, with a Desert Eagle.

a swordfight with no swords eh, aLivingPheonix?

I'd like to be dropped as high as possible from the sky without a parachute. Also, on the plane that takes me to that height, I'd like an array of different drugs that I can take before jumping.

Also, I'd like this song to played as loud as fucking possible down some headphones that are guaranteed to not fall off on the way down.

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I'd jump from the plane at 3:33, so all the way down I can dance like a fucking retard in any direction I wish whilst under the influence of any drug(s) I desire. Also, it must be on my birthday and timed so that I die the exact same second I was born.

hear ye, hear ye! Let it be known that Jasper Jeffs has the best taste in music on the escapist!

 

[codebulder]

I would die by killing Justin bieber and by proxy killed by his vengeful fans who stop caring in a week cause a new D bag will come along..i will see u in the 7th circle of hell bieber... scratch that, i would hire a TETRA Gramaton cleric to kill justin bieber then kill me after that...there better.

 

[ddq5]

Spoiler: Time to die, huh?

If we're going for loopholes, I'd say heat death of the universe, but failing that, I'd chose to be executed by being encased in bronze, and for my statue to be put on display in some famous square forever.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I wanna go by the guillotine.

 

[cheese_wizington]

I'd choose a killing method so controversial that everyone would be so busy fighting over the morals of the means of execution they wouldn't notice me getting the fuck out of there.

 

[Overlordjack]

The setting is a large field next to a forest. 1000 hostile terrorists. All are enemies of the state. I am given a Barrett M82A1 (with a 12x30 PSO1 scope that has BORS), 300 50. caliber match hand-loaded rounds, and a gillie suit. They all have AK 74us. I also have 2 hidden blades. it is broadcasted on TV internationally. If i manage to kill them all, 2 Spetsnaz snipers and Chuck Norris are para-dropped in, with the weapons of their choice.
EDIT: this song begins playing after i take a round in the arm.
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[Paksenarrion]

Die by old age with a loved one.

 

[Sly Skater Man]

There is a chance it would be both very long and painful but I'd want to die by firing squad, A MASSIVE one, like at least 40 or so of them. Not only would it be a hell of a spectacle but hey, maybe other people would decide not to repeat what I had done.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I want to die as a Space Marine from Warhammer 40k, holding off the endless horde of Greenskins unitl my chain sword jams, my bolt pistol is empty, my power fist broken, and the pile of bodies is so high the Emporer Himself will see it. Lets see them provide me with that. Also FOR THE EMPORER! (don't look at me like that)

 

[yizas]

I would like to ride an atomic bomb dropped from a bomber all the way down to hell a la Major Kong from Dr.Strangelove

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw !

 

[kaveradeo]

Death by vigilantism.
They give me a gun and a kevlar vest and throw me into a gang hideout.
Repeat until corpse.

so ur like the arbiter in halo?

OT: surprised noone said sexed to death. I on the other hand would choose live to death. or killed then revived.

 

[ZephrC]

A one way rocket to Mars. I'd like to know I was the first person to set foot on another planet before I go.

 

[joshuaayt]

Oh, that's easy- I'd give myself a Death Note, with the Death God that follows along. He *has* to kill me at some point (Unless I give it away, I think, but why would I?)
So I gain godlike powers and, at the very least, an invisible person to talk to.
Is this cheating? I don't feel like I've lost at all...

 

[ajemas]

It's simple: I have to challenge a bear to a wrestling contest. If I lose, then I get to be mauled by a bear while trying to beat the shit out of it, which is certainly one of the most bad-ass ways to die. If I manage to beat it, no matter what the crime is, I'll be free to go. Think about it, if you were a guard watching the fight, and you saw me beat the fuck out of a gigantic bear, would you really want to be the one to bring me back in? Of course not. In fact, no jury would ever convict me, either. It's the best choice.

 

[Judgement101]

I would charge into a military base of a corrupt general and while being shot at reach his living area where he is at. Then once I am there I am shot in the torso and legs so I collapse to the ground and while in imense pain I pull out a pistol and fire a single round right into his brain before dying from blood loss.