Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[AkJay]

Borderlands? FUCKING BORDERLANDS?
THERE ARE NO SKAGS, FOOL!

 

[jakefongloo221]

I am a drug addicted rockstar 12 century assassin who explores the land in search of items and finding a way to kill sauron oh wait it was all a simulation I am actually a cybernetic viking who when fighting zombies have to use my gravity gun to kill zakiehv and find a way out of a sunken city of crazy people

Haze
rockband
assassin's creed
oblivion
lotr
metal gear
too human
l4d
orange box
call of duty 4
bioshock

PWNED

 

[Spitfire175]

I'm apparently a Special forces operative hunting for lost alien technology while commanding medieval armies and solving physics based puzzles. Oh boy what a career.

EDIT: I forgot.
Crysis
Borderlands
Medieval: total war
Portal

 

[AlphaOmega]

A random alien strategist that is addicted to energy drinks and pain pills

Mass Effect
Advance Wars 2
Torchlight
Team Fortress 2
Left 4 Dead

 

[ragestreet]

I'm a wandering ronin megalomaniac with a demonic dark side, a magic stone that can summon meteors, and an amnesiac girl with a skimpy outfit and hidden magic powers.

Soul Calibur 4, Tekken 6, Final Fantasy Dissidia, Final Fantasy 6.

P.S.: I'm a guy.

 

[Justice Shades]

Personally, I'm a homicidal racing driver with an interest in treasure hunting who is always on call by the army whenever there's a war on with Nazis or terrorists.

(GTA series, Motorstorm series, Uncharted series, Call of Duty series. Probably the ones I play the most.)

Well, we all have extraordinarily surreal lives.

 

[AdambotLive]

Jack thompson thinks i can 4-shot somebody IRL.

 

[wazzaman]

jack thompson thinks im gay.

viva piñata.

 

[Poomanchu745]

...A demon hunting mage who likes to collect sub machine guns that light people on fire (and a girl).

Dragon Age: Origins
Borderlands

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

He would think that I have multiple personality disorder.

Killer 7?

OT:
I am a demonslaying valkyrie techno-magician demon prince demigod who has killed at least 6 other gods, who rides around in monster trucks in a post apocalyptic wasteland, hacking everything from his remote-terminal super computer and is mostly comprised of abstract geometric shapes rendered in vector graphics.

Tha woudl be Devil May Cry, Valkyrie Sky, Caster, Dark Messiah, Advent Rising, Aquaria, D.I.P.R.I.P., Uplink and Geometry Wars in that order.

I could also list a crapload of others...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Allright. I will give it a try. I am a member of an international peacekeeping/police force/anti terrorist unit who wears a big trenchcoat that uncovers a MASSIVE government conspiracy.
Deus Ex

 

[Grayjack]

A guy who runs around shooting himself in the head while killing demons with a sword.

Persona 3 FES
Devil Summoner 2

 

[T-Bone24]

Oooh! Good idea, this is fun!

I'm a... costume wearing superhero, that's very skilled with swords. I fly fast jets around a post-apocalyptic world. I shapeshift to help me fight an unstoppable underground army. I fight aliens and robots and crash cars in Middle Earth!

Spoiler: And the games were, for those of you playing at home

Batman: Arkham Asylum
Assassin's Creed
Ace Combat 6
Fallout 3
Prototype
Gears of War 2
Halo 3
Mass Effect
Burnout Paradise
Fable II

 

[Croaker42]

......Lol this is awesome.
Im a turret chucking crit chicken druid that just has to stop every now and then to shoot people in the head (Loves me AWP).
(Borderlands, WoW, CS source.)

 

[Ekonk]

I'm an elude sky-god who shoots arms dealers and zombies when I'm not performing miracles. I also work for a company called Reliable Excavation Demolition in a war against some pricks dressed in blue.

Left 4 Dead
Black and White
Modern Warfare
Team Fortress 2

 

[issacization]

..i am a medievil assassins running around a underwater city killing space nazis.....uh huh
Assassins creed
Bioshock
Killzone 2

 

[lukemdizzle]

according to Jack Thompson I am an intergalactic diplomat and savior of a post apocalyptic world who is involved in the russian mafia while singlehandedly defeating an entire armada of an invading Allen race and a race of inter diminutional beings bent on enslaving the human race, on top of that finding the time to free an under water city of drug addicts and mutated little girls from a objectivist leader and a power hungry crook.


mass effect
fallout 3
GTA4
Halo
Half-Life 2
Bioshock

 

[Slash Dementia]

I'm a lustful vampire/bard that's out for vengeance, coin and cleavage; I also decapitate people when the words: "Finish Him" are said.

Games included:
The Bard's Tale
Legacy of Kain
Mortal Kombat

 

[ddq5]

Jack Thompson thinks I'm a 2-Dimensional physicist who saved the eastern seaboard from nukes during the zombie apocalypse and spends his free time playing lead guitar in a cover band, going to strip clubs with my cousin, sailing for hours on end, and volunteering as a research test subject.

[Paper Mario, Half-Life, CoD4, L4D, Guitar Hero, GTA4, Zelda: Wind Waker, and Portal]

EDIT: Also, I am a MILF-y space marine who occasionally slits people's throats. (Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed)

 

[Burst6]

lets see now

I am a space assassin bounty/treasure hunter who works for the government as a stealth agent beating enemies up with martial arts and fireballs and eating a lot of sandviches.

borderlands, assassins creed, street fighter, metroid, Metal gear, tf2

That actually sounds like a job i would want.