Sean Hollyman said:
What the hell is Jersey Shore?
Go buy a lottery ticket RIGHT NOW, because you officially the luckiest human being alive.
OT: Great. Now we can all stop complaining about Snooki and the like, right?
...Right?
EDIT: Incidentally, has anyone considered the fact that the show's cancellation lines up suspiciously well with Snooki's child being born? I mean....Is it even remotely possible that she knew she couldn't be a good parent while being in a TV show, and decided to pull out?[footnote]Insert obvious joke here[/footnote] Is it possible that the horrible, shrewish woman that, being totally honest, I would be wiling to bet none of you know a damn thing about, was simply playing a character this whole time, and might just have a sliver of humanity under all that spray-on tan and candy-making skills?[footnote]Because she's an Oompa-Loompa. Geddit?[/footnote]
Well, probably not. But it's a nice thought, isn't it?