Jersey Shore Star in Hot Water Over Grenade Dodger

[BlumiereBleck]

I'm freakin getting it

It's moments like these that I really despise you.

This is preposterous/ridiculous/stupid, why do people watch that crap and allow people like that to do things like this, SKULLKID WHY?!

Moments like those are reasons I believe you're bald! I watch it because of the irony of people not from new Jersey living on shore(this season no shore) fighting. Last season was funnier.

...Wait how did this moment make you think I was bald(Which I'm not and will prove back home) Still not a good enough reasons, you shouldn't ever watch it....EVER...you die now.

Silly bald boy! its already been established that i can't die. And everything you do that contradicts me makes me think you're bald. Also YOU'RE NOT MY MUMMY! I WILL WATCH WHAT I WANT ;D

But i'm not bald...I am silly though! Souplex could kill you, oh and so could I and i'm sure i'm the invincible one here! Fair enough...Oh I know i'm not your mother, i'm your Father son.

Souplex can't kill me hes tried and failed miserably! 20 times... And no my father is not you. (this whole family tree thing is way to confusing.)

 

[ProtoChimp]

Do do do do do, what, oh yeah sorry I was just loading up my hunting rifle. Say, who feels like going hunting today.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

Spoiler: Get this man on the case: hilarity will ensue

 

[jonnosferatu]

I love how half of those girls are actually pretty cute, too (at least facially).

 

[Towels]

I'm not suprised. MTV is a cesspool of mind-retarding drivel.

 

[Dogstile]

Judging from the angle of those shots and the position of the participants' eyes, those photos were gleefully taken with full consent. A handful of attention-hungry girls at a club figured they were about to be catapulted into the limelight for absolutely no reason other than their looks, so they let a pseudo-celebrity take their pictures, and their wish was actually fulfilled (albeit in a Djinn-like manner). I hate the show and its cast, but I can't bring myself to feel bad for the girls in question when I'm fairly certain that they thought they were getting something for nothing.

Yeah, this. It's their own fault for letting a douchebag take a picture of them.

 

[T-Bone24]

If everyone on Jersey Shore was to die today, would anyone give a fuck?

If a cast member on "Jersey Shore" was to fall in the forest, would anyone come to their aid?

 

[RowdyRodimus]

I have decided that when I become a mad scientist supervillain, my first attempt at changing the world will be the Normalizer. It will drain the self-esteem of everyone on the planet, then redistribute it equally, so that jackasses with unwarranted self-importance and their own mind-numbing, blisteringly stupid "reality" shows, and genuinely decent people made to feel worthless because they don't have that kind of charmed life will both just look around and realize "Hey, I'm just this guy, you know?" and be totally okay with that.
Plan B: Rule the world with the power of amazingly long sentences.
Plan C: Ignite the atmosphere.

When you said "Hey I'm just this guy, you know?" it reminded me of a time after a show me and a few of the boys went out to McDonalds to grab something to eat. Some kids and their parents came up to me and started asking if I was the guy they had seen wrestling earlier that night. I told them that it was me and then they started with all the "I can't believe you eat at McDonalds like a normal person" and "What are you doing in Arkansas?" type things.

I had to explain to them that I'm just a normal person but instead of going to an office or factory to work, I pretend to fight. I go to school during the day, have homework, worry about bills, etc.

It's easy to get a big head when you are in any way a public figure. The key is to not forget that you aren't special. What happens with the reality show folks is they get famous without any effort and have people coddling them and advertisng them from the second they sign on. Usually these same people are fame hounds anyway and want the fame without the effort, so that's why they try out for reality shows to begin with.

We live in a world where you can become famous for having a lot of "friends" on Myspace or Facebook or get a made for tv movie because you make youtube videos where you change the pitch of your voice. Every "actor" is a "singer" and vice versa, long gone are the days of true talents like Frank Sinatra or Gene Kelly who were legitimate entertainers.

 

[starhaven]

burn him burn him good

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

I have decided that when I become a mad scientist supervillain, my first attempt at changing the world will be the Normalizer. It will drain the self-esteem of everyone on the planet, then redistribute it equally, so that jackasses with unwarranted self-importance and their own mind-numbing, blisteringly stupid "reality" shows, and genuinely decent people made to feel worthless because they don't have that kind of charmed life will both just look around and realize "Hey, I'm just this guy, you know?" and be totally okay with that.
Plan B: Rule the world with the power of amazingly long sentences.
Plan C: Ignite the atmosphere.

When you said "Hey I'm just this guy, you know?" it reminded me of a time after a show me and a few of the boys went out to McDonalds to grab something to eat. Some kids and their parents came up to me and started asking if I was the guy they had seen wrestling earlier that night. I told them that it was me and then they started with all the "I can't believe you eat at McDonalds like a normal person" and "What are you doing in Arkansas?" type things.

I had to explain to them that I'm just a normal person but instead of going to an office or factory to work, I pretend to fight. I go to school during the day, have homework, worry about bills, etc.

It's easy to get a big head when you are in any way a public figure. The key is to not forget that you aren't special. What happens with the reality show folks is they get famous without any effort and have people coddling them and advertisng them from the second they sign on. Usually these same people are fame hounds anyway and want the fame without the effort, so that's why they try out for reality shows to begin with.

We live in a world where you can become famous for having a lot of "friends" on Myspace or Facebook or get a made for tv movie because you make youtube videos where you change the pitch of your voice. Every "actor" is a "singer" and vice versa, long gone are the days of true talents like Frank Sinatra or Gene Kelly who were legitimate entertainers.

I must concur because that is what I always say when I see this sort of dross on television. A great many people have become so addicted and attached to social networking in an effort to feel more important, and all of these reality T.V. shows pollute their minds even further. Talent shows glorify pop-culture "idols" that nobody cares about a month after the season's finale. Yet they continue to feed the next social butterfly that lands on television as they self-promote their execrable excuses for talent.

I swear, society eats up this social network and television culture like its some vicarious thrill that can eventually be their own realities. Yet this same lionization drains any withering substance from people's souls. I honestly know of a person who actually wants to follow in the footsteps of a television star because in the show, she goes into law. The show? The one on ABC family about a teen getting knocked up. Yeah, that is who to look up to! Hell, girls actually started following the show's original premise by trying to become pregnant teens. When people attempt to emulate those on television afflicted by an inflamed ego, it just retrogrades them into a lower level of imbecile.

*sighs* Sometimes I honestly say to myself "Come on 2012!"

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Ok, well that entire news post confused the fuck outa me.

 

[Giest4life]

Wow that guy sounds like a dick, he probably deserves to get all owned in court.

All this "Reality" Tv like this and The Hills is just more crap in pop culture we will regret in 10 years, like Vanilla Ice and Twilight.

I agree wholeheartedly. Today's pop culture sucks.

Agreed. Just wondering, though, name an era which had "great" popular culture.

 

[Blue_vision]

Wow that guy sounds like a dick, he probably deserves to get all owned in court.

All this "Reality" Tv like this and The Hills is just more crap in pop culture we will regret in 10 years, like Vanilla Ice and Twilight.

I agree wholeheartedly. Today's pop culture sucks.

Agreed. Just wondering, though, name an era which had "great" popular culture.

Pre-1920 at least. The Renaissance is a good place to start looking. Rome and Greece are decent contenders.
I'm still trying to figure out how to get a good fusion between that kind of thing and what's awesome about modern society, but I'll be sure to tell you when I've found it

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Judging from the angle of those shots and the position of the participants' eyes, those photos were gleefully taken with full consent. A handful of attention-hungry girls at a club figured they were about to be catapulted into the limelight for absolutely no reason other than their looks, so they let a pseudo-celebrity take their pictures, and their wish was actually fulfilled (albeit in a Djinn-like manner). I hate the show and its cast, but I can't bring myself to feel bad for the girls in question when I'm fairly certain that they thought they were getting something for nothing.

"While the girls did know their photos were being taken, they were unaware they were about to become official grenades,"

Please read it all before commenting.

Well done, you've contradicted absolutely no part of my post. I never said they knew they were going to end up as "grenades", I said they consented to having their pictures taken, as opposed to him walking into a club and taking pictures of random girls from a distance, then using their likeness without permission.

It would've been prudent to actually read my post before making hypocritical accusations of willful ignorance.

 

[Nihlex]

Judging from the angle of those shots and the position of the participants' eyes, those photos were gleefully taken with full consent. A handful of attention-hungry girls at a club figured they were about to be catapulted into the limelight for absolutely no reason other than their looks, so they let a pseudo-celebrity take their pictures, and their wish was actually fulfilled (albeit in a Djinn-like manner). I hate the show and its cast, but I can't bring myself to feel bad for the girls in question when I'm fairly certain that they thought they were getting something for nothing.

"While the girls did know their photos were being taken, they were unaware they were about to become official grenades,"

Please read it all before commenting.

Well done, you've contradicted absolutely no part of my post. I never said they knew they were going to end up as "grenades", I said they consented to having their pictures taken, as opposed to him walking into a club and taking pictures of random girls from a distance, then using their likeness without permission.

It would've been prudent to actually read my post before making hypocritical accusations of willful ignorance.

Deepest apologies, was simply trying to point out what I saw as a mistake when I was tired, I did it politely so I do not see any reason for you to take it as offensively as you did, but you did so once again deepest apologies.

 

[zombiejoe]

well I don't watch the show, but that guy sounds hilariosly evil.

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lol jk, he's sorta an ass

 

[strum4h]

At least it was not snookie making a game about her hair.

 

[Baldry]

I'm freakin getting it

It's moments like these that I really despise you.

This is preposterous/ridiculous/stupid, why do people watch that crap and allow people like that to do things like this, SKULLKID WHY?!

Moments like those are reasons I believe you're bald! I watch it because of the irony of people not from new Jersey living on shore(this season no shore) fighting. Last season was funnier.

...Wait how did this moment make you think I was bald(Which I'm not and will prove back home) Still not a good enough reasons, you shouldn't ever watch it....EVER...you die now.

Silly bald boy! its already been established that i can't die. And everything you do that contradicts me makes me think you're bald. Also YOU'RE NOT MY MUMMY! I WILL WATCH WHAT I WANT ;D

But i'm not bald...I am silly though! Souplex could kill you, oh and so could I and i'm sure i'm the invincible one here! Fair enough...Oh I know i'm not your mother, i'm your Father son.

Souplex can't kill me hes tried and failed miserably! 20 times... And no my father is not you. (this whole family tree thing is way to confusing.)

Fair enough, but you can't kill me so I must be able to kill you, one way or another.

 

[Danish rage]

Whats a "IPhone"?
What is Jersey Shore?
And wich "situation" are we talking about? Global warming?

Kidding.. we do get Mtv over here, and its regarded as a popculture waste bin.