Jesus vs Godzilla

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linkvegeta

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xdom125x said:
I would totally watch it
But what if jesus was piloting a giant mecha for the fight? You know, to put himself at a slight disadvantage.
JacobyPAX said:
I wouldn't watch Jesus vs. Godzilla, but I would watch Godzilla vs. MechaChrist.
A mecha Jesus does make it more interesting, he is an honorable man is he not?
 

alittlepepper

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I like these sorts of questions because what people have said about the whole "Jesus would just turn the other cheek and forgive the giant rampaging nuclear tyrannostegasaur while it eats an entire country's worth of orphanages" is most likely entirely true, and because he's teh Jeebus we're supposed to respect that, it occurs to me that Godzilla might not be much a fan of diplomatic solutions. <_< It'd be a short movie.
"Peace, brother!" *atomic breath'ed*

"Some people will stand up and show me evidence that violence has never solved any problem, but you know what, a baseball bat to the kneecaps will make them agree with me REALLY GOD DAMN FAST." -2 Gryphon
 

Marik2

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Pfft Godzilla? How bout the beast from the book of revelation?


Wanted to show other pics but they were pretty scary...
 

WolfThomas

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Jesus can turn water into wine, I'm betting that at least 60% of Godzilla is water.
 

linkvegeta

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Marik2 said:
Pfft Godzilla? How bout the beast from the book of revelation?


Wanted to show other pics but they were pretty scary...
that would be a hell of a battle!
 

loc978

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Watched Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter on Netflix recently... unfortunately, when you're trying to make something so bad, it's awesome... well, that doesn't generally turn out well. Very much the case here.
...The Adventures of Raptor Jesus (in the form of twisted, retold bible stories) would have worked much better.

...how would you pull off Godzilla vs. Jesus?
 

linkvegeta

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loc978 said:
Watched Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter on Netflix recently... unfortunately, when you're trying to make something so bad, it's awesome... well, that doesn't generally turn out well. Very much the case here.
...The Adventures of Raptor Jesus (in the form of twisted, retold bible stories) would have worked much better.

...how would you pull off Godzilla vs. Jesus?
i don't know maybe have Jesus lose all his abilities then he has to regain them in order to beat Godzilla? the movie could go in many different directions
 

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DuctTapeJedi said:
There was, in fact, a movie titled "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter." I swear, I'm not making this up.

Behold:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ:_Vampire_Hunter
Holy Shit, yes. Yes to infinity. That is awesome.

On topic, I think Jesus could win if he didn't pull the whole "turn the other cheek" schtick. We saw how well that served him.
 

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Anarchemitis said:
Quiet Stranger said:
It'd be one sided.....Jesus would always turn the other cheek....

Godzilla, comparatively, can't live forever.
I laughed. Well... Godzilla somehow spawns dozens of sequels so it can live forever!

I'd make it so Jesus fly into the air with clouds and strikes lightning and such while Godzilla breathes fire.

^This for I don't know, 1 hour and 30 minutes=5 Stared Profitable Movie! True story.
 

Sacman

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DuctTapeJedi said:
There was, in fact, a movie titled "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter." I swear, I'm not making this up.

Behold:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ:_Vampire_Hunter
wanna see something really uncanny... watch Jesus Christ Superstar...
it's a post apocalyptic rock and roll musical based on the life of Jesus...<.<
 

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ultrachicken said:
Jesus would instantly kill Godzilla by turning the water in its blood into wine.
wouldn't that just get him drunk... what if godzilla is a really mean drunk?
I think that would cause alcohol poisoning. Severe alcohol poisoning.