Jimquisition: Gamer Guys

[Jimothy Sterling]

Gamer Guys

Jimquisition travels to another time and another place, examining a world taken over by gamer guys and their testosterone-addled inanity. Something must be done!

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[Rainboq]

Excellent satire, I got a few hearty laughs out of that.

 

[IllumInaTIma]

I just love how Jim talks about nipples with Jonathan Holmes playing Wii U on a background.

 

[Jimothy Sterling]

"Guys leading me on with their muscular buns and slick calf muscles."
"using their supple, smooth bodies and elegant nipples to sell themselves on sex appeal"


Jim....it's time for you to come out of there.

(<3)

Implying I've ever been in there.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Very good, very good. Point taken. You're preaching to the choir course. Anyway now I've got to go scrub myself.

 

[Weresquirrel]

This wouldn't have anything to do with that "playable Zelda" column you ran on Destructoid would it? I noticed things got a little... Heated... In the comment section there...

 

[spplmj]

Aww man... from the title I thought he was going to talk about the Dudebro gamers that the majority of publishers seem to cater to now. The flipping of the current Gurl Gamers arguments was amusing but I still came out disappointed.

 

[josh4president]

Don't quote me on this guys but I think Jim might have been being just a tad bit sarcastic in this video

 

[T3hSource]

I... don't know what exactly to make of this yet, but I can't help but notice the intentional similarities to videos about girl gamers who use their appeal and games for attention.

EDIT:

This episode is basically the mirrored version of the booth babe episode, harrdiharr :L

There we go.

 

[Tombsite]

The fact that you mentioned shadow hearts fusions just makes me love you all the more

 

[Jimothy Sterling]

Keep at it, Monxeroth! You'll whack a mole eventually.

 

[Wilco86]

Thank God that was an alternate reality, or I'd have thought Jim needs desperately a summer vacation...

 

[Keith K]

I did not know that Jim was from Narnia. That does explain the accent though.

 

[Jimothy Sterling]

Keep at it, Monxeroth! You'll whack a mole eventually.

He's a hero!

SO CLOSE YOU CAN DO IT AH BUHLEEF IN YOU!

 

[Knight Templar]

I don't get why the Master from buffy was being shown when he was, but other than that, enjoyed watching this a great deal.

 

[Andy Shandy]

This video is clearly bullshit.

Are you trying to say that Jonathan "Hot Scoops" Holmes has no talent?!

Shame on you, Jim!

 

[templar1138a]

The great thing about this is that there's actual truth to the part about the influx of male CoD-playing and casual gamers. It's just a matter of perspective.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Thanks for getting sarcasm all over my house, Jim.

I just fucking cleaned this place, too.

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

So true and so funny. You wonder if any of these types of guys ever had sisters or knew any girls at all. lol Be passionate about something, whether movies, games or whatever, but isnt part of being passionate about something the chance to get other people to watch or play those things? If your passionate about a band, wouldnt you want more people to listen to them? Some guys are just dumb asses and if games are the only thing they can prove their manliness with then its a major shame.

 

[The Material Sheep]

People still think there is an issue with fake gamer girls? Well that sure is interesting. However, it was funny as always Jim.