Jimquisition: Sexual Failing

Jimothy Sterling

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Sexual Failing

Some developers will have you believe they are purveyors of tasteful, mature, adult sexual content. Some developers are talking out of their arses.

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Marohen

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I've actually been thinking on this matter for a fair while now. Thanks for bringing it out in the open, Jim!
 

AntiChri5

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Clearly, whatever devs he is "correcting" in this vid got to it. Nowhere is safe.......
 

Something Amyss

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CorvusFerreum said:
Weaver said:
Orcboyphil said:
Anybody else getting a stream not found message?
I am, I can't watch it either :(
Dito.

Perhaps he was trying to talk about Garry's Incident and got the video removed preemptively?
Nah. I'm getting the same "Stream Not Found" error that Unskippable was giving this morning. I'm guessing they're working on it.

But just in case, I'm posting that I'm getting it so more people know.
 

Andy Shandy

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As someone who was able to watch it, good video Jim. Mass Effect especially has always felt like "Say good thing, get bare asses, achievement unlocked".

Cracked up at the Heavy Rain footage as well.
 

Goliath100

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Why do this feel like filler episode? Maybe because this should be bloody obvious for everyone. Know what, would probably be more progressive and mature to just make it a one-night stand and drop the talking.
 

Dr.Awkward

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Personally, I think such explicit scenes such as sex are better left to the player's imagination. If people like your game enough, you can assure yourself that the more explicit of actions are taken care of by fan fiction - No need to include it in your game. You can still hint at some explicit actions, but really, some things are better off not seen.
 

orangeapples

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I like God of War's approach to sex. You get a mini-game and if you do bad the girls are disappointed and Kratos just stands there thinking, "I swear, this has never happened to me before. Let me try it again." because that's all sex is, right? a really awkward minigame with quicktime events and a failstate that leaves everyone disappointed and some people crying in shame. but you do get better with practice.
 

Tombsite

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Thank you Jim. Now when ever I talk to people about how stupid sex in video games is I can just link to this. You hit every single one of my problems with this topic in this one. Way to knock it out of the park.

Worst offender: Jack in Mass Effect 2
 

WMDogma

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For everyone having problems viewing the video, we are looking into the issue. Thank you for your patience and Thank God for Jim.
 

CorvusFerreum

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Zachary Amaranth said:
CorvusFerreum said:
Weaver said:
Orcboyphil said:
Anybody else getting a stream not found message?
I am, I can't watch it either :(
Dito.

Perhaps he was trying to talk about Garry's Incident and got the video removed preemptively?
Nah. I'm getting the same "Stream Not Found" error that Unskippable was giving this morning. I'm guessing they're working on it.

But just in case, I'm posting that I'm getting it so more people know.
I'm sure it is a technical error. It just was a feeble attempt at humour.