Oh no! Now how will millions of starving children get the illegal Iron Man 2 copies they need to live?!
Oh wait. This is the Internet. They'll probably figure something out.
And by "they," I don't mean starving children. I mean affluent middle class Americans who are too lazy and cheap to fork over a relatively tiny amount every month or so for a movie or music.
Of course, I guess not all of them are just lazy and cheap. Some of them have come to think by this point that they are entitled to thousands of new songs every month, simply because they have the attention spans of gnats and think the rest of the world exists to please them for free whenever they demand it at the press of a button.
Don't get me wrong. I am certainly not siding with the RIAA here. I have a personal policy against ever siding with soulless vampires who rise from their golden crypts and fly down from their glimmering high-rise penthouses only to accuse mortals, who make a 200th of what they do a year, of stealing mythical sums of money they wouldn't be getting even if they were still selling wax cylinders with Edison's approval.
What I'm saying, here, is that when the opulently rich undead start gaming the courts until the latter order lazy, entitled wannabe-princes to stop stealing things that none of the parties involved should be claiming they have a right to, I just stand back and laugh at how thrillingly moronic absolutely everything is.
Because at the end of the day, I'd rather get my art directly from the artists who made it, and actually spend more than 3 minutes appreciating their hard creative work that I've just spent my hard-earned money for. Because, yes, I am better than everyone else.
And if I decide one week I'm not, there will always be virtually unknown Polish sites hosting streaming mp3s that I can "copy-embed" to my hard drive.
See, if you're gonna be a wannabe-prince, you gotta be suave about it...