JUST LAUGH!

[Daystar Clarion]

Do we at the Escapist know how to have fun?

Interesting question. I remember back in the day (not the day, the other day, no, not that one either) when the question was 'do we ever do anything that isn't fun? Do we have serious discussions befitting our place as the mouthpiece of the gaming generation?' Back in those days (for there were a few) it was all vs threads and the basement and MaxtheReaper.

But we clawed our way out of those dark depths with only a few stragglers trying to hang around our ankles and bring us down, and I put it to you, people of the Escapist, that we are a better community for it. A more thoughtful community, a more respecting community. A community filled to the brim with maturity, and equality.

So did anyone actually believe that? Didn't think so.

Seriously dude, you should have been here three or four years ago (Christ, has it been that long already) it was just chaos most of the time. I'll take the serious threads and occasional derailment by Daystar over the old days anytime.

I have to.

Thread derailing is the only thing that doesn't cause cancer.

You know at some point I'm just going to have to friend you and get it over with.

And I'm sorry to tell you this, but we just got the test results back this morning. Thread Derailment isn't right for everyone and may cause impotence, bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Thread Derailment. Do not get Derailment wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop derailing threads and consult you ancient scrolls immediately.

New, blue, Thread Derailment. Gives you what you need, when you need it.

Why do you make it sound like being my friend would be a traumatic experience?

Also, none of those things are cancer

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

snip.

I have to.

Thread derailing is the only thing that doesn't cause cancer.

You know at some point I'm just going to have to friend you and get it over with.

And I'm sorry to tell you this, but we just got the test results back this morning. Thread Derailment isn't right for everyone and may cause impotence, bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Thread Derailment. Do not get Derailment wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop derailing threads and consult you ancient scrolls immediately.

New, blue, Thread Derailment. Gives you what you need, when you need it.

Why do you make it sound like being my friend would be a traumatic experience?

Also, none of those things are cancer

I'm fairly certain that thread derailing is catching among friends.


I'd rather not risk it.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

NOW DO SOMETHING FUNNY NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A THREAD!

Do you even know who I am?

Ohh, ohh, I know, I know!

You're the man whose gonna burn my house down with the lemons!

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

NOW DO SOMETHING FUNNY NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A THREAD!

Do you even know who I am?

Ooh! Ooh! I know who you are!

You're that guy that does those things with the avatar of a man pointing at something that I don't know where it's from even though you've said it a hundred times in 'what's the story of your avatar' threads.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip.

I have to.

Thread derailing is the only thing that doesn't cause cancer.

You know at some point I'm just going to have to friend you and get it over with.

And I'm sorry to tell you this, but we just got the test results back this morning. Thread Derailment isn't right for everyone and may cause impotence, bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Thread Derailment. Do not get Derailment wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop derailing threads and consult you ancient scrolls immediately.

New, blue, Thread Derailment. Gives you what you need, when you need it.

Why do you make it sound like being my friend would be a traumatic experience?

Also, none of those things are cancer

I'm fairly certain that thread derailing is catching among friends.


I'd rather not risk it.

I don't want to be the to tell you this...

[sub][sub]Yes I do.[/sub][/sub]

But it seems you've already got it

 

[Risingblade]

I didn't see a tail on it...so It's not a monkey! It's an ape!

 

[Torrasque]

If there is insufficient amount of laughter on this site, then the blame rests solely on me.

I have let you all down.

I shall do...

What needs to be done.

Lol, if there is one person besides Jack and Calumon that brings the silly to this site, it is you Daymaterasu.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

snip.

I have to.

Thread derailing is the only thing that doesn't cause cancer.

You know at some point I'm just going to have to friend you and get it over with.

And I'm sorry to tell you this, but we just got the test results back this morning. Thread Derailment isn't right for everyone and may cause impotence, bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Thread Derailment. Do not get Derailment wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop derailing threads and consult you ancient scrolls immediately.

New, blue, Thread Derailment. Gives you what you need, when you need it.

Why do you make it sound like being my friend would be a traumatic experience?

Also, none of those things are cancer

I'm fairly certain that thread derailing is catching among friends.


I'd rather not risk it.

I don't want to be the to tell you this...

[sub][sub]Yes I do.[/sub][/sub]

But it seems you've already got it

Spoiler

You also totally stole my 'ooh! ooh!' bit that I was doing with DVS BSTrD, you dirty joke stealing wanker.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Do you even know who I am?

Ohh, ohh, I know, I know!

You're the man whose gonna burn my house down with the lemons!

Hope you like pork, cause your life is about to get sow-er

Ooh! Ooh! I know who you are!

You're that guy that does those things with the avatar of a man pointing at something that I don't know where it's from even though you've said it a hundred times in 'what's the story of your avatar' threads.

I'll give you a hint, it's an 'avatar' in more ways than one.

I knew I recognised the animation style. Is it from Legend of Korra? I haven't seen that yet.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip.

I have to.

Thread derailing is the only thing that doesn't cause cancer.

You know at some point I'm just going to have to friend you and get it over with.

And I'm sorry to tell you this, but we just got the test results back this morning. Thread Derailment isn't right for everyone and may cause impotence, bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Thread Derailment. Do not get Derailment wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop derailing threads and consult you ancient scrolls immediately.

New, blue, Thread Derailment. Gives you what you need, when you need it.

Why do you make it sound like being my friend would be a traumatic experience?

Also, none of those things are cancer

I'm fairly certain that thread derailing is catching among friends.


I'd rather not risk it.

I don't want to be the to tell you this...

[sub][sub]Yes I do.[/sub][/sub]

But it seems you've already got it

Spoiler

You also totally stole my 'ooh! ooh!' bit that I was doing with DVS BSTrD, you dirty joke stealing wanker.

I stole it?

Think you'll find my post was before yours.

Nice try wanka!

 

[razerdoh]

Recently, the escapist has had a severe lack in comedy value.

You have been here for less than a week, unless you were banned. (or a lurker, but that's less drama'y). How can you say "recently"?

Let's see if you can keep up the momentum.

Let's see how long the laughter lasts.

oh god that episode was funny as hell؟

 

[Substitute Troll]

You do stuff with people in real life to have fun, you go to a forum to complain. That's why there's an influx of "bitchy" threads on the internet. People have a life.

 

[The Funslinger]

If there is insufficient amount of laughter on this site, then the blame rests solely on me.

I have let you all down.

I shall do...

What needs to be done.

I think I have a seppuku katana somewhere...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

If there is insufficient amount of laughter on this site, then the blame rests solely on me.

I have let you all down.

I shall do...

What needs to be done.

I think I have a seppuku katana somewhere...

What?

Oh no, that's far too depressing.

I meant this.

 

[The Funslinger]

I hate to be "that guy" but that baby monkey looks pretty scared. There's nothing funny about that.

It's not scared, it actively chases the pig to get back on.

it because we had too much malk. it makes you insane

I remember these. Shame he just seems to put out weird music videos these days.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Had me in stitches.

 

[shrekfan246]

What?

Oh no, that's far too depressing.

I meant this.

Spoiler

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You have an extra bracket in there.

More to the point, I've now got the urge to find those "Songify This" guys.

 

[The Funslinger]

If there is insufficient amount of laughter on this site, then the blame rests solely on me.

I have let you all down.

I shall do...

What needs to be done.

I think I have a seppuku katana somewhere...

What?

Oh no, that's far too depressing.

I meant this.

That's glorious. And in return I offer something shown to me by one of our fellow Brovengers: