Kick my Bucket

[xxDarlenexx]

I know two people I would be upset by in particular, but overall not too upset if it were anyone else.

 

[Berethond]

I say 'oh' and then move on...

Why? who's died?

No one has died, it's a hypothetical situation.

So no-one's dead?

That's disappointing I had a eulogy written and everything...

You know, people say such nice things at funerals it makes me sad to know that I'll miss mine by only a few days.

We could pretend you're dead and give you a living funeral? It would have to be open casket though...

Please say yes I've already informed your friends and relatives and updated your facebook page accordingly...

That would be kind of awesome, actually.

But you forgot something. A flaw in your plan! I have no Facebook page. Ha!

 

[Anarchemitis]

So no-one's dead?

That's disappointing I had a eulogy written and everything...

If I was informed of the approximate time I would die, (like terminal illness, not Tarot Cards)
I would prefer to have a Living funeral; If I'm betting on Pascal [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascals_Wager] and I lose, I'd like to hear what everyone has to say about me that I wouldn't be able to hear if I just died and had the funeral thereafter.

 

[Baonec]

I have had a few "close" friends (quotation marks as they were as close as could be without physically meeting) on the internet/xbox live die and it was needless to say a little distressing after a few months of speaking to someone on a daily basis to suddenly be lost, we(friends of the deceased) also decided to go the extra mile recently and held a ceremony ingame for the lost.

 

[Easykill]

So no-one's dead?

That's disappointing I had a eulogy written and everything...

If I was informed of the approximate time I would die, (like terminal illness, not Tarot Cards)
I would prefer to have a Living funeral; If I'm betting on Pascal [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascals_Wager] and I lose, I'd like to hear what everyone has to say about me that I wouldn't be able to hear if I just died and had the funeral thereafter.

Look, I have nothing against religion, but I have plenty against Pascal's Gambit. It's flawed. How did it become so well known? Eugh... Nevermind, hit a sore spot.

The living funeral sounds pretty cool, but I think it's still a bit off. Everything would probably be through the lens of...pity? Something like that. If you just asked about that stuff now you're results would probably be marred instead with embarrassment and the like though, so I don't know what the ideal solution would be.

 

[Dorian]

I wouldn't get Glad... I'd get sad...