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[Timotei]

I force you to watch Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor.

 

[Lambi]

I force you all to stop this forcing or I'll use the Force on you all

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I force persuade you to swallow an active grenade.

 

[Timotei]

I shove you down lambi89's throat before it explodes.

 

[Lambi]

Hey! Don't use me as a... thing... to destroy Last of the Chinchillas.

I swallow you before it explodes.

 

[Timotei]

I swallow you from inside you.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I watch as the impossibility of the thing you've just done causes the universe to implode.

 

[Lambi]

I pull your Santa hat over your head and throw you off a 500 foot cliff

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I take your big...ninja star...thingy...and beat you to death with it.

 

[Lambi]

Don't you DARE touch my shuriken. I throw it at you, splitting you in half. Then I watch as you bleed to death. That's what you get for taking my shuriken.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I infect you with the Black Plague. You find yourself covered with horrible pus-spewing sores and experience the most debilitating sickness of your life before dying and being thrown unceremoniously on a cart and hauled out of town to be burned in a ditch somewhere.

 

[Lambi]

I use Cure Disease on myself and raise the dead in the ditch to attack you. You get eaten alive, feeling every bit of pain since I told the undead to eat slowly.

 

[Timotei]

I stab you with a pen.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I stab you with Jesus Christ.

 

[Lambi]

I stab you with my razor sharp wit.

 

[Timotei]

I throw you into the blades of a ROFLCOPTER.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I throw you into the hammer of Thor.

 

[Timotei]

I throw the hammer of BAN at you.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I throw a sandworm at you.

 

[Timotei]

I throw my shoes at you Mr. President.