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[Lambi]

I take your electric guitar and play so awesome metal that your head explodes.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

You just lost the Game

 

[wolfy098]

You lose at losing the game and kill yourself out of confusion

 

[Nomad]

I send the national hunting association to go wolf-hunting.

 

[Sam G]

I shoot at your feet and make you dance until you die of exhaustion.

 

[Caimekaze]

I shoot you several times.

Then kick you in the groin, stunning you. I then summon what is effectively a miniature nuclear explosion directly on you, before banishing you to heaven.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I kick off your hat, revealing your brains. I then cannibalize your brains, and go back to gazing at the sun.

 

[Caimekaze]

I crank up the sun until you fry like an egg. Then I stick you next to some actual eggs and return the cannibalisation.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make you Kamikaze.......................that's it.........

 

[Lambi]

I use my shuriken to dodge your minigun bullets and reflect them back at you

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I point out that a shuriken that size would impossible to throw, then dare you to try, then you die when it ends up impaling you

 

[Sam G]

I snipe you from a high height.

 

[Lambi]

I put you in a cage with a rabid wolverine (the animal, not the X-man) and watch as he tears you apart and eats you

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I stab you in the gut with a magic sword.

 

[Lambi]

OW! Great, not only am I bleeding, I'm also on fire. I use my extra long katana on you, cutting your arms and legs off.

 

[SteakHeart]

I hit on her to death.
[small]Love is deadly.[/small]

 

[Sam G]

I step on you until green snot bursts out of your eye sockets.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I make your hair uneven. You character freaks out about symmetry and kills himself.

 

[SteakHeart]

I adore it to death.
[small]So cute...[/small]