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[Last of the Chinchillas]

I throw the book at you.

 

[Timotei]

I throw the pamphlet at you.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I eat you, because you're that small n.n

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I force you to watch

Spoiler: this

until your brain leaks out of your ears like warm tapioca.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

stuffs the tapioca back into his head and tosses you in a dumpster full of used needles

 

[Timotei]

I destroy the WFF and leave you to be poached.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I light fire to the abundance of tinder you call a dress and hair cut

 

[Timotei]

I bonk you and steal your sandvich.

 

[Sam G]

I point out that one of your eyes is red while the other is green, probably due to a ruptured blood vessel, which causes you to bleed to death.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I take your weapons Liz and Patty, they are seduced by my charm and obey me. They then turn into their death cannon form and blast you to bits.

 

[tanithwolf]

I simply eat your face, that's where all the protein is.

 

[Fraught]

I hold my lightsaber up as defense when you charge me.

We all know how that'll end.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I suddenly turn you into into bamboo to eat and use the light saber as my own n.n

 

[therealsomeguy]

I use my guitar to call Chtulu and it eats you, becuase we all know Chtulu answers to two things, Chuck Norris and ROCK

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I sic a Hound of Tindalos on you. It comes out of a corner and drains you of all your fluids.

 

[ButanicXpandA]

Tell father Christmas that his hat was stolen. He will unleash his fury on ye.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I replace your butane supply with butyric acid! You then die from terrible inside pains!

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I eat your medal.

/thread

 

[General Ken8]

I stomp all over whatever type of plant your avatar is and then eat it
Yum

 

[therealsomeguy]

I cut off your oxygen supply then drown you