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[Lambi]

I poke your eyes out, slash your tentacle...thingies of your face, then go inside you and slash your intestines in pieces. Then I go out of your mouth and watch you die.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I point out that in the north pole you would freeze in a get up like that..............you....er..........die

 

[Pimppeter2]

I pop him

 

[Magnatek]

I break your glasses into your eyes, then you fall down from the mansion you live in (from the looks of your avatar, you're a business bigwig, so that should be acceptable).
[sub]For those still wondering about my avatar, It's Gold Roger from One Piece. If you've seen even the first episode of the 4Kids anime, you know the idea I was thinking of.[/sub]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

with my inability to tell the difference between anime's (or whatever they call them) I wirte your name in the "death note"

 

[Hollock]

I shove my "right hand of doom up you're adorable nazi butthole until you think the apocalypse is coming out of your own farts!

 

[Magnatek]

@Guitar Gamer: So long as you write "in the gallows" somewhere in that Death Note, I don't care.

OT: What's that by my side? It's that sword in your emblem. I believe I'll use it.
[sub]Awesome. Midnight post.[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

I drop you in a sea of lava

 

[Caligulove]

I write a column that hits and twists at every insecurities youve had all your life and ridicules it for all the public to know and repeatedly bring it up all the time until eventually you kill yourself

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I force your stupid glasses into your eye socket

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I get Elmer Fudd piss drunk and tell him to hunt you down, since he is completely incompetent sober he must logically be awesome drunk, he kills you within seconds right after he marks down the coordinates of the rabbit hole that leads to wonderland, which also happens to be where you stash the Easter eggs before Easter

 

[therealsomeguy]

I turn my amp up to 11... and then up to 27 billion and implode your eardrums, killing you in the most humane possible way

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I steal your earmuffs, so you effectively kill yourself...

 

[prinxess]

Um, I shall stab you in the torso, then steal your Christmas hat >

Mine's abit easy.. >.>

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I tip you over. You die of blood loss in horror.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I freeze you and shatter you into pieces using a mallet.

 

[Lambi]

I throw Malevolent Stranger's frozen pieces at you, crushing you with them.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I push you into a giant vat of Cocaine causing you to over dose and die

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I bonk you then take Sasha out for a steak dinner.

 

[SteakHeart]

I take the frozen woman and crush you with it. I then inform your corpse that the woman was actually your best friend.