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[Lambi]

I push you into an astronomycoly large vat of Coca Cola and you sink to the bottom and drown.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I trip you and laugh for a bit, then I turn on a large electro magnet which pulls you so quickly since you are holding a giant metal shuriken it impales you when you hit the magnet surface

 

[Lambi]

With my last dying breath I cast 100% accurate Death spell with a lot of Pain on you.

 

[SteakHeart]

I choke her out with her own Santa hat.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I eat you OM NOM NOM NOM

 

[Lambi]

You choke on steakheart and die.

 

[Lambi]

I kill myself out of boredom.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I laugh as I see your double post. You kill yourself out of shame.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I stuff a apple down your throat when you laugh, you choke and die

 

[Lambi]

I release my army of mustaches. They cover you completely and you suffocate.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I cut your tongue of with a glass knife and strangle you with it,

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I staple your mouth. I the start shooting staples down your throat.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I jump out at you and say "OGAH BOOGA!!" which scares you, you turn around to turn which makes you trip on your giant dress and brake your neck

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I say 'Imagine you are in an inescapaple box. How do you get out?' And then I hide behind some bulletproof glass. When you realise that I've outsmarted you, you shoot at me. When you realise that I've outsmarted bullet, you lose all your beliefs, and commit suicide. I laugh.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I set fire to Antarctica, with my lack of logic you kill yourself out of frustration

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

But before I do that, I introduce you to something you've never seen (used) before...a grenade! KABLOOEY!
(BTW, the demo uses pipebombs)

 

[therealsomeguy]

I come back from a brief vacation from this topic and flatten you...oh, did i forget to mention that im in a tank?...well ya, im in a tank

 

[Timotei]

I hijack your tank halo style and drive of with it. You later an hero after having lost your tank.

 

[Caligulove]

I make it so all you can do is spin.. and did I mention towards a large cliff? because thats all you can do

 

[lodo_bear]

I beat you with your own Chair Leg of Truth and devour you.