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[therealsomeguy]

I put you in the toaster and put you on 6 instead of 5, burning you to the extent that no-body would want you no matter how mucvh butter you have on...you then take your own life

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I take your guitar and give you a graphical upgrade. You commit suicide.

 

[SteakHeart]

I drown you in the lake you are standing in.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Squash you like the bug you are...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I kick you in the junk. Hard.

 

[SteakHeart]

I...

Using...

She's too adorable to die!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hold you upside down so you could look stupid. That's what you get for scaring me, silly hippo!
[sup]I know! But... Peach Pitt... *cries*[/sup]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I shotgun you thinking your a witch in the midst of your weeping

 

[Ardna Xela]

You are so occupied by my ultimate festiveness that you trip over a root and break your neck.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I crush you with a physical manifestation of my post count
[sup]but I guess Neonbob could say that every post[/sup]

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I sneak up from behind and lop your head off with mah chakram

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I dare you to actually use them and since it's impossible to practicably use them without first realizing that there is way more weapons that are more practical you end up kill yourself

 

[Ardna Xela]

I take revenge on you by calling neonbob and asking him to lend me his post count. Crushed x10.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I send you back to the year 1500, you go to a bar and order a beer after a long time trying to figure out what the god dam bar tender is saying through his heavy London accent, you take a look at the grubby filthy excuse for a brussky that they give you and then notice that the bottom is metal along with the rest of the mug, you shrug and take a swig only to be bonked on the head and wake up in a English navy ship, you die in the first battle you go in by shrapnel

 

[Amzer]

I take your minigun, and use it against you. Then I bake a ham from the scraps.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I set fire to that flag, you cry so much that your over sized inhaler runs out of juice and you die of asthma

 

[Amzer]

I get angry that you criticized my suit. I take the words under The heavy pig, and jam the words into the minigun, causing it to explode in the pigs face. Porkchops, ham, bacon, and of course, sausage rain from the sky.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I shoot you repeatedly with a minigun until you die.............................what? you were expecting something clever? I HAVE A FRICKIN MINIGUN!!

 

[Vrex360]

I block up your minigun, power up my shields, wear down your armor with my plasma rifle and then bhehead you with my energy sword. Then to be absolutley sure, I fire a round from the fuel rod gun blowing your body to pieces. Then I feed those pieces to the Jackals, then I burn their poop and grind the ashes into plasma energy to power my banshee.
UBER PWNAGE!!!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I send the master chief after your sorry ass