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[Raven's Nest]

I twat you with the beauty stick then feed you to the nerdy virgins.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I call you back to your lamp. Then I squish it under a boulder. Then I throw it into a volcano. Then I squish the volcano with a big boulder. Then I squish the Island with a meteor. I then squish the meteor with a meteor boulder.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I throw the meteoric boulder into antartica causing all the ice melt thus wiping your pathetic species from the face of the galaxy...

 

[Sam G]

I trap you in a lamp, then crush it with a car-crusher.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Rip off his eyelids in an attempt to get him to cheer the fuck up!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I Falcon Punch you so that your glasses shatter and get into your eyes.

 

[Amzer]

I take the factor of the words near your avatar into account. I scribble them out, and make a more suitable version, and lock you into a room full of cannibal nerds, who proceed to eat you alive.

 

[therealsomeguy]

i kill you with ROCK...i know i've done that before, so sue me

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I kill you with LAG.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I shave your head and stab you with the spikes
[sub]always wanted to do that!!![/sub]

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

My hair!! My beautiful hair!!

I take your gun and shoot you until nothing but scraps remain.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I simply walk up to you and stab you in the heart.

 

[cheese_wizington]

I make you cross a bridge.

BUT IT WAS CONSTRUCTED POORLY!

AHAHAHAAAA

 

[Amzer]

I use my handy-dandy tool of LOGIC to prove that you do not exist, for pokemon was developed in JAPAN, there fore nullifying your Russian origin.

I have slain thee with reasonable logic in an UNLOGICAL game.

 

[LeonLethality]

I fill your helmet with acid!

 

[Baby Eater]

I kill you by my sheer lack of respect for the laws of physics by making you fall up.

 

[Arntor]

I eat you.

 

[Timotei]

I eat you.

 

[lordkosc]

I smother you under the pile of cash Activision's Bobby Kotick received as a bonus for the success of Modern Warfare 2.