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[Smagmuck_]

I put you in a retirment home, you die from poor food and care.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get all the people you've ever gotten on the wrong side of and get them to kill you.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I choke you with your own bonnet.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I bring down mod wrath on you, you become depressed and kill yourself.

 

[Sam G]

I breed a Pyramid Head and a Tonberry and point them in your direction.

 

[Kud]

i would cry until you get really depressed and killed yourself

 

[Kud]

have my female avatar tea bag you to death!.... somehow...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have Kana Minami annoy your avatar to death.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I blow you up with dynamite.

 

[cartzo]

i can't believe i changed my avatar just to make this joke.

[EDIT] never mind, i was gonna change my avatar to chuck norris, but it didn't work.

 

[Sam G]

I eat you up; every last bit.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I give you happy pills, you die of happieness.

 

[hiks89]

i guess i can thow my pie in your face then you are blinded and you walk out into the street and get hit by an ice cream truck

 

[Smagmuck_]

I take your red nose, other clowns ridicule you, you commit suicide.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shove a screw driver in your eye.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I didn't slap you, I high fived your face... HARD.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I cook you with a car battery and some jumper cables. Ahh... Barbecue.

 

[Sam G]

You're... already dead?
Nope, too boring. I crush you with a sledgehammer.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I slit your throat with your pointy Anime-style hair.