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[Lambi]

I kill you brutally for being lazy.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I push you into a vat of molten chocolate, you die of deliciousness

 

[Smagmuck_]

I love you, forever... *Shows ring* Then shove it in your airway and you soffocate.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I push you into a "hat's only party" thinking that ball in your avatar is a hat and you get horrendously murdered
[sup]see post above[/sup]

 

[Smagmuck_]

I take youe sanvich. You die of starvation.

 

[Lambi]

I cast Sleep on you, then cast fire, blizzard and thunder since magic attacks don't wake you up.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I take your pants. You freeze.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I take your ridiculous glasses, you accidentally lazor your family and friends so you kill yourself

 

[Smagmuck_]

I go get sniper to kill you, or demo man.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I demand that you kill me without TF2 referencing, your head explodes

 

[Smagmuck_]

Never! I give the annoying red scout. He kills you with his annoying rants.

 

[Lambi]

I stare at you until your head explodes from the awesome that is me.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I take you top. JK. You freeze.

 

[SteakHeart]

I slam the sentinel on your head, bashing your brains out.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I give to the Japanese, you get eaten.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I squash your insect-skull in with my size 22 boot.
[small]New Christmas avatar! Hooray![/small]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get a bunch of Japanese people to beat you up for saying that.
I push an acorn into your brain.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I make you donate everything you own to desert bus for hope, you die cold and in the street.
EVERYTHING.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I give you to an autistic child. He pets you to death.