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[Guitar Gamer]

I kill you with ROCK!

 

[SteakHeart]

I kill you with PAPER!

 

[Smagmuck_]

I kill you with SISSORS! HA!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I kill you with METAL

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I stab you with a fork made of RnB, it makes you lose all hope for the youth of today and jump into a river.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I put booties on your paws...
Aww.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make a strong breeze blow and blow your hat away...........you kill yourself from depression

 

[Smagmuck_]

What, I wear no hat, I take your Sasha, making you weak.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I take off your ridiculous glasses, why would you need them? There isn't an excessive amount of light in games (Badum-pish) and stab you with them in the chest until your heart is exposed, I bite it and play in the blood, nobody cares because I'm adorable, they just stand there, cock their heads to the side and say "Aaawwwww, he's so sweet look, he thinks it's a fountain hahahahaahaha" Nobody calls an ambulance and you die, surrounded by people who could help, but don't, also your dead body gets sued for animal cruelty for putting socks of me.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I wring your neck and eat you

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I would be delicious!
But I also contain poison that I ingested and became immune to whilst in Schrodinger's box, you die holding a bowl of kitten soup.

Sidenote: Yay! 100 posts. I've been here ages, or it feels like it to me, but I barely post...

 

[Smagmuck_]

I go "Fatal Attraction" on you and put you in a boiling pot of water.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Idiot, I'm not a bunny. But I digress, I knock the pot over with my thrashing, the boiling water falls onto your feet, your double over in pain and put your face in the burner.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I tell the voices in your head to tell you to kill yourself... You kill yourself.

 

[Azraellod]

I swap the ball for a bomb the same size and color. You don't notice and it explodes, killing you.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I shave you with your own sithe, you die of emmbarisment.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I set a pack of ravenous grammar nazis on you, they murder you for your incorrect spelling of scythe and embarrassment

 

[Lambi]

Since you have voices in your head I take them and leave you emptyheaded.

[sup]It's ok about the flag, just google image or wikipedia Norway and Iceland and you'll see the diffrence between the flags.[/sup]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I [insert brutal death concerning your avatar] and whistled a babboon!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get Mike Patton to pwn you.
[sup]That was an intentionally bad pun. It's why I put "see wut i did thar?" underneath it.[/sup]
Edit: Ninja'd, but it works