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[TimeLord]

I will eat you! Simple as

 

[Keepitclean]

I cut funding to the BBC.

 

[Queen Michael]

I let those dangerous snakes do their thing.

 

[Socius]

I am Stealthy, really stealthy.
yeah... I take my poisoned dagger out from its sheet,
sneek close up behind you, with the dagger in my hand.
pointing the poisoned dripping dagger to your neck.
...
then i shoot you in the head with my gun. Boom you dead!

 

[Vrex360]

I respawn, then camp your spawn point then just keep sniping you.

Oh yes, by the way I picked up a sniper rifle off of the ground.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Using a portal gun and a variation of a trap from the game Saw, I trap you in an infinite loop of falling and getting shot after breaking respawning trip wires.

 

[Lambi]

With you being a moogle, I kill you with my love for cute things. By crushing you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I make you sleep with the fishes.

 

[slipknot4]

I tell the goons behind you that you are a n00b, and then they'll kill you for me.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I father christmas your ass

 

[Lambi]

I mother Christmas your ass.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I uncle Christmas your buttocks.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I strangle you with your bonnet

 

[Vrex360]

I respawn behind you and send you flying miles away with a glitchy melee attack.

 

[keybird]

Turn the holly into Shuriken

(Mines kind of tough)

 

[Vrex360]

I have the entire Covenant armada descend upon you and we accidentally drop an unfinished Scarab on you, crushing you into goo.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I unleash the horrors of the flood on High Charity. All the Covenant die trying to save it.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I strangle you with your own bonnet thingy...

EDIT: Oh wait, guitar gamer just killed you like that... didn't look... and so I kill you now by throwing an icicle at your forehead.