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[Vrex360]

I kill you with global warming. The ice caps melt and you are without a home.

 

[Sassafrass]

I beat you to death with a dead Mudkip.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I beat you to death with IdealistCommi's corpse.

 

[Sassafrass]

I beat you to death with my corpse.

[sup]PLOT TWIST![/sup]

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

Your wife finally goes off the edge and goes on a murderous rampage...with you on the top of her list.

 

[Sassafrass]

I plant tiny little ants in your snack and as you eat them, they make your way to the back of your eyes and begin to eat them.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Buu turns you into candy and eats you.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

Spirit Bomb! That thing kills everyone... except you... I cut you in half with your own attack.

 

[therealsomeguy]

I take your christmas hat and without the source of your power i shoot you in the face with a giant laser

 

[Vrex360]

I continue to tear off your head, regularly until you run out of lives.
Seriously, multiplayer is the way to go, unlimited lives.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

Unlimited lives can be a bane... I take the rocket launcher and shotgun, and hide in a small room, killing you once before I do. Everytime you come after me, I shotgun you. Try a grenade... I run out with launcher ready. You ragequit...or lose, and then die of annoyance of such cheap tactics.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I Collapse onto you, smothering you. Then someone drops a match near me, causing me to burst into flames (Because Christmas trees are that easy to set on fire), and causing you to burn to death.

 

[Vrex360]

I was about to say I suffocate you but then how do you suffocate someone with no face? So I'll just shoot you to bits with my needler and feed your pieces to Beethoven, my T-rex.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I go all brute on your ass

(Ehh, you see what I did there?)

 

[TimeLord]

Crush you with a snowplow

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I push you out of your tardis, but you regenerate and get back in. I rinse and repeat until you have no more regenerations.

 

[TimeLord]

I put you in a microwave

 

[Lambi]

I put you in a giant blender.