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[TimeLord]

Unleash the ninjas

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I unleash the ninjas.
[sup]That's what they called the Forum mods on Bungie.net, which was the first forum I was active on.[/sup]

 

[dalek sec]

I call in an air strike on you.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I challenge you to a game of russian roulette, only all the bullets are loaded and it's your turn first.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I take your hat.

.... and shoot you in the face with a gun.

 

[Lambi]

I take your hat and your glasses, then run far away and snipe you between the eyes.

 

[geddydisciple]

I make your head explode with the power of rock n roll old timer!

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I stuff the feather part of the arrow down your throat, thus you choke n.n

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I throw hot water on you, then hit you with a truck.
Edit: ninja'd but it works.

 

[Lambi]

I spray you with hot water, then lock you up in a freezer. You freeze...TO DEATH!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I make soilent green. Then dump it in a sewer, since that just gross.

 

[Lambi]

You get a probation and die of shame.

[sup]Wait...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

I watch as Cthulhu beats the crap out of you for summoning him for such a disgraceful task as handing you a gun instead of using his powers to beat the crap out of me.

Then he beats the crap out of me.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make a zombie apocalypse happen
according to I believe it was the book "Z day"
Iceland gets f*cked.........................so you get F*CKED