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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I put a chicken on you.

 

[Lambi]

I put an ostrich on you and you get crushed.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I put an elephant on you.

 

[Lambi]

I put a whale on you.

 

[Lambi]

I murder you to death, then kill you in your sleep.
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[dalek sec]

I kill you in the shower.

 

[Lambi]

I kill you with a shower

 

[Pimppeter2]

I kill you with a toilet seat

 

[Lambi]

I flush you down the toilet.

 

[dalek sec]

I kill you with a toilet.

 

[dalek sec]

I rig your present to explode in your face.

 

[dalek sec]

I kill you with the pencil badge you have!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I use my lazor to kill you to death

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get Mike Patton to kill you.
Edit: ninja'd but it works.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I get a GI joe to whoop your doll arse to death

 

[Lambi]

I kill you with your post counts.