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[Lambi]

I steam you to death.

 

[dalek sec]

The DDKR cat attacks you, ripping your throat out and you bleed out... to death!

 

[Lambi]

I ask Lazer Cat to lazer you...TO DEATH!

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

You cannot control the DDKR cat! It turns on you! You die, there's nothing you can do... me? Oh, I'm in another galaxy...
Gah, you ninja'd me again! Well, the DDKR cat still kills you!

 

[Lambi]

I burn you with a fire-X until you're just a pile of steam.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I make you go broke with Xbox-Live.

 

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doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Lambi]

I tell you how emo and unimportant you are and you kill yourself.

 

[Lambi]

I...watch as you die before my eyes. Then I kick your corpse. *sigh* Not even that brings joy to me.

 

[Vrex360]

I pull out my beam rifle and shoot you in the head and stuff the mistletoe down your open neckhole.
Ho Ho Ho... *****.

 

[Discord]

I'll throw a plasma grenade at your back and watch and laugh as you run around trying to get it off

 

[dalek sec]

I crush your face with my plunger arm.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I call my boys. They call their boys. And they call some guy with a gun to shoot you

 

[Lambi]

I give you a beer which you happily accept. Little do you know I put a slow working poison in it which leaves you in pain every time you breath or your heart pumps.

 

[dalek sec]

I have Trinty blast you with twin 9mm's.

 

[Vrex360]

I reduce you to radioactive green custard with my fuel rod gun.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I walk in- like a boss

straighten my tie- like a boss

pull out a gun- like a boss

cock the slide- like a boss

disengage the safety- like a boss

point it at your head- like a boss

pull the trigger until it clicks without a bang- like a boss