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[dalek sec]

I trick lazer cat into shooting you... to death!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make that musical note go so high that it explodes your head

 

[dalek sec]

I use your flame badge to burn you to death.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I get the gamer superman to kick your ass to death

 

[dalek sec]

I unleash the Left 4 Dead infected on you thanks to your badge.

 

[Karlaxx]

*COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!*

Chance of mission hindrance: Zero percent.

*Throws nuke*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I get a orbital minigun strike

 

[dalek sec]

Your PSN account goes Skynet on you and kills you with the PSN badge.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I cut your face with a Linoleum knife

 

[Pimppeter2]

I throw you in a lake of anthrax

 

[dalek sec]

I take your beer badge and bash your head in with it.

 

[Lambi]

I plug the controller from your 'Game Noir' badge into you and control you off a skyscraper.

 

[dalek sec]

I have Mike Patton kill you as a favor for me.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I remind you of the Laws of Robotics, and all the people you killed come back in a time paradox... and they are pretty angry at the sometimes painful, always funny ways that they died. They repeat all of those deaths on you... at the same time!!!

 

[dalek sec]

I steam you to death with you Steam badge.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I burn you to melting with my shiny new hot topic badge!

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Lambi]

I stare at you until your mind blows because of the awesome that is me.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I point out that penguins live on the south pole, and polar bears on the north pole (or the surrounding environs), and that polar bears don't eat penguins, in the wild.So we become friends, thanks to our Carbonic affinity, and then we team up to...sit on you!
Oh snap, ninja'd by a ninja... well, I still team up with the Carbonic Polar Bear, and I sneak behind your legs, and the Bear pushes you, and you trip over into a random trap....which is.... a hidden pit filled with angry bandicoots!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I drop that wall of text on you.