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[Jamienra]

Reprogram Clank so he goes medieval on your arse!

 

[oppp7]

Flying sharks! Nothing is safe.

 

[Jamienra]

Gets a woman to sing Ken Lee into your ear drums at close range making you bleed and die

 

[CounterAttack]

Meltagun to the face. Your blade does nothing.

 

[oppp7]

Laser guns can defeat angels...probably.

 

[Jamienra]

Gets a goddamn shuriken gun to destroy any Ninja's who get in my way.

 

[oppp7]

Destroys Jamienra with a ray of pure awesome.

 

[Jamienra]

Uses a mirror and deflects the ray right back.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Sp-sp-sp-spray!

 

[Roxas1359]

I cause a bullet to ricochet and it will kill you.

 

[oppp7]

I summon the power of 1000 shut ins to defeat you!

 

[oppp7]

Shit dped...
I'll call Jack to kill you.

 

[Roxas1359]

I get everyone to shun you and as a result to get attention you kill yourself.

 

[oppp7]

I throw cows at you! You are defeated!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

What is it??!!

 

[CounterAttack]

You may have a huge gun, *wink* but that's nothing a backstab can cure.

 

[oppp7]

Angels get caught in plane engines all the time.
I just need a fleet of planes.

 

[Roxas1359]

Simply shoot down the plane with my handy anti-aircraft gun.

 

[oppp7]

I'll destroy you with the power of a guitar!
*Pulls out a violin due to vast ignorance of music. Starts to play horribly out of tune*
Joy to the world, the silent Santa came to Rudolf...
*Your head explodes*

 

[Roxas1359]

I will match you. *pulls out trombone*
I will entertain you by playing the James Bond theme and kill you with the slide piece on the trombone.