Killing One liner

[Akalistos]

You're about to kill the villain but before you do, what scenario are you in and what do you say. You can also say it right after you kill the villain. In my scenario the villain would be on the ground and saying please don't kill m, I would aim the gun towards his head, pull the trigger and then say no.

I would go with the classic Headshot from Unreal Tournament but with my Sean Connery Impersonation.

"Boom Headsshhott!"

Come to think of it, It's a perfect place to quote Charlie Sheen: Winning!

 

[BlackEagle95]

Man I'm terrible at one liners.

"Hmmmmm....Nope, I got nothing." BANG!

"I'll be sure you get a nice place in hell. I send the devil a lot of business, he owes me."

*Shoot leg*
*shoot arm*
*shoot center body*
"Ask nicely, and it'll all go away"
(I swear I'm not evil)

 

[Zantos]

"Don't worry, I'll make sure your girl/wife/mum (delete as appropriate) has someone to comfort them" *bang*

OR

"There's nothing left to say, I'm going to let my gun do the talking, and it only knows one really loud word." *Bang*

 

[LinkasZelda]

my scenario the villain would be a vicious egg-man, on the ground and saying please don't kill m, I would aim the gun towards his head, pull the trigger and then say sorry to break the yoke to you.

yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Caruso

 

[SecretAlienMan]

"Well the jerk store called; they're running out of YOU!"

.... Yeah that's the perfect one-liner for any villain situation

 

[justhereforthemoney]

my scenario the villain would be a vicious egg-man, on the ground and saying please don't kill m, I would aim the gun towards his head, pull the trigger and then say sorry to break the yoke to you.

yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Caruso

I added you because of this.

 

[LinkasZelda]

my scenario the villain would be a vicious egg-man, on the ground and saying please don't kill m, I would aim the gun towards his head, pull the trigger and then say sorry to break the yoke to you.

yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Caruso

I added you because of this.

-hat tip-
Ah yes, good good. Glad to have been of service.

 

[funguy2121]

"...it's just been revoked."
Works for any situation.

Que the flood of Murtagh memes...

In my scenario the villain would be on the ground and saying please don't kill m, I would aim the gun towards his head, pull the trigger and then say no.

I'm confused. First of all, if you're murderin', how is the vic here the villain. Second, what exactly do you mean by "no?" You've just killed him, which would be an affirmative, yes? Or is it no? And do monosyllabics count as one-liners? Isn't that more of a one-sounder?

My ex was fond of throwing out an old Keanu quote from the end of Speed while we were watching The Matrix.

At the end(ish), in the subway, when Agent Smith and Neo fly through the air at each other and empty their respective clips, then land, and Smith says "You're empty," she'd always say:

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

"...it's just been revoked."
Works for any situation.

Que the flood of Murtagh memes...

It was that or an Ash Williams quote.

 

[gostlyfantom]

"save me a seat in hell"

 

[Twilight_guy]

At a doctor's office: "I'm afraid you have a terminal case... OF DEATH!" *BANG*

 

[shadowelancer]

"I have a present for you" *BANG*

 

[megamabu]

Couldn't have said it better

awwww Ninja'd, That was probably one of my favourite parts.

 

[old account]

Looks like your plans have been...
*puts on glasses*
Terminated

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

looks like they couldnt handle...*puts on shades* my purple eyes.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

You give love... -put on shades- A bad name
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Mr. Fancy Pants]

Honestly? I can only imagine deeply regretting killing someone, no matter how much I hated them, unless they were my brother or sister, in which case I would remind them that I always hated them.

For anyone else, I imagine it would be a sombre "Goodnight..."

 

[ironwill]

Do you smell my victory.

 

[akfg666]

"There are ten kinds of people in this world. Those who shoot bullets, and those that eat them"
"Wait wha- BANG"

This.Is.EPIC....if you understand binary
And mine would probably be: the villain works in a bakery and I've just shot him 13 times

Me:"13 bullets a real...*puts on shades*... bakers dozen

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[The Headcrab Farmer]

Me kicking the villain on to some train tracks and he/she getting run over by a bullet train almost immediately, i say "Y'know what they say..." puts on sunglasses "... speed kills" and then YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH

or the villain has me cornered with a gun pointed at me, he/she's ranting about him/her winning to which i roll my eyes, grab my gun and shoot him/her in the mouth before he/she can react and dryly saying "Could you say that again?"

BTW Captcha: uses asevio

 

[Harbinger_]

Oh they're going to have to glue you back together.... IN HELL!

or

How about some deconstructive surgery.... via shotgun!

 

[Raddra]

While the enemy is monologuing, a swift slash decapitation.

"Sorry to cut you off there."

Cheesy double pun.