Kinda-sorta famous relations.

[Valkyira]

My grandmother claims we're related to Michael Owen (soccer star) through marriage.
Not sure how true that is, though. My grandmother is an odd person.

yeah and seeing how michael owen is in his late 20's its hard to believe your grandmother was married to him.

Worst pun ever. Go stand in the corner.

Look up pun in the dictionary and stand in the corner.

Well the alternative was that your an idiot so ... I went with wordplay rather than not understanding the extremely common 'through marriage' phrase. Am I right or wrong ?

There was no need for that, you sir, are a tit. Getting angry at someone over the internet because they misread a post. I may be an idiot for misreading the OP but you are an idiot for thinking what i said was a pun. Go back to school then return with a slight knowledge of the language you speak.