Kinect Hack Slaps World's Most Jiggly Boobs on Anyone

[The Random One]

A girl with dead eyes fondling her water balloon boobs...

Although I'm greatly amused by the fact that a headline about 'slapping world's most jiggly boobs on anyone' actually means 'rendering anyone as Ivy from Soul Calibur'.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

This disgusts me, both as a member of the male gender AND the gaming society.

 

[Bloodstain]

Heh, this had me laughing. It's just too ridiculous.
As someone who doesn't condemn games that are focused on sex, I say: Microsoft could make a hell of a lot of money with Kinect.

 

[tehbeard]

"Jiggle Physics, the only true measure of a technologies value."

OT: This is why we can't have nice things, if everything dissolves down to boobies then there is no maturity!

/rant.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Also known as "how I'd spend the majority of my day if I unexpectedly woke up as a woman".

Touche.

First reaction: Oh, look. Bewbs!

Second reaction: ..Too big, and Ivy is ugly. Next!

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

When juvenile shit like this happens its no wonder women don't want to work in the industry.

Who needs a whole new world of input and insight from half of humanity when the mouth-breathing-gamer market is still profitable, right?

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

A legion of facepalms to solidify this failure!

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Spoiler: Video Games have a long way to go before they can claim to have the Most Jiggly Boobs

What did I just watch...?

 

[mattaui]

Oh, man, I can't stop laughing. It's like she's got possessed beanbags stapled to her chest and they're trying to escape while fighting with one another to see which one can break free first. They bear almost no resemblance to how the real deal (or heck, even the real fake deal) functions.

 

[TheTim]

holy god that was the funniest video i have ever seen.

 

[DanDeFool]

First of all: YES! My theory that Kinect could be used for cheap mocap has come to fruition! Sort of...

Second: Relax, people. Kinect Porn Games probably weren't mentioned in Revelation as a portent of the End Times. While I still believe that realistic (inexpensive) virtual sex will bring about the downfall of society, the Kinect will not get us all the way there. And really, what's wrong with playing around and fantasizing a little? Other than perpetuating the (possibly truer than we'd like to admit) stereotype that nerds are sexually frustrated and prefer to live vicariously through simulations, I really don't see how this hurts anyone.

Keep in mind, the only reason girls and women aren't interested in this kind of stuff as well is because we haven't invented a computer that can accurately simulate the things that turn them on. Programming an AI to simulate a suave, dominant male personality that is also sensitive and caring is a bit tougher nut to crack.

Newtonian mechanics? Can do!

P.S.: The world population is now 7 Billion. I think anything we can do to keep men from impregnating real women all the goddamn time is going to have positive benefits.

 

[Danpascooch]

Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...

Don't assume things about people, come on, everyone (including the creator) knows it's stupidly unrealistic.

It's just supposed to be fucked up hilarity, and it totally succeeds there.

 

[plastic_window]

I'm pretty sure it's stuff like this that keeps the aliens from bringing us to the utopia of the universe, but hey, at least it's funny right?

I've thought the same thing myself, so many times.

 

[viranimus]

Wow.. im impressed.

5 pages worth of responses and no reminiscence for the good ole days of the original dead or alive. I really cant help but be reminded of the original king of giggle physics.

 

[Danpascooch]

Spoiler: Video Games have a long way to go before they can claim to have the Most Jiggly Boobs

Considering how few views this video has, it scares me to think how you might have found it.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Boobs. They do not move like that. That would be painful if they did.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Shame on you technology...shame on you.

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

That is funny and sad at the same time. Like clown sex.

Why am I finding that so amusing?

 

[Ashcrexl]

can boobs bounce in opposite directions? can they do that now? is this a thing that boobs now do?

 

[Yoshisummons]

Well after the amazing read(that I read a long time ago) of the thread made a long time ago with the topic about post and view ratios averaging 1 post to 10 views on "normal sounding threads" and the ratio spiked dramatically into the view favor with anything sex related I felt obliged to join the fun on this thread hehe.