Kinect Hack Slaps World's Most Jiggly Boobs on Anyone

DanDeFool

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First of all: YES! My theory that Kinect could be used for cheap mocap has come to fruition! Sort of...

Second: Relax, people. Kinect Porn Games probably weren't mentioned in Revelation as a portent of the End Times. While I still believe that realistic (inexpensive) virtual sex will bring about the downfall of society, the Kinect will not get us all the way there. And really, what's wrong with playing around and fantasizing a little? Other than perpetuating the (possibly truer than we'd like to admit) stereotype that nerds are sexually frustrated and prefer to live vicariously through simulations, I really don't see how this hurts anyone.

Keep in mind, the only reason girls and women aren't interested in this kind of stuff as well is because we haven't invented a computer that can accurately simulate the things that turn them on. Programming an AI to simulate a suave, dominant male personality that is also sensitive and caring is a bit tougher nut to crack.

Newtonian mechanics? Can do!

P.S.: The world population is now 7 Billion. I think anything we can do to keep men from impregnating real women all the goddamn time is going to have positive benefits.
 

Danpascooch

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Daystar Clarion said:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...
Don't assume things about people, come on, everyone (including the creator) knows it's stupidly unrealistic.

It's just supposed to be fucked up hilarity, and it totally succeeds there.
 

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Tom Goldman said:
I'm pretty sure it's stuff like this that keeps the aliens from bringing us to the utopia of the universe, but hey, at least it's funny right?
I've thought the same thing myself, so many times.
 

viranimus

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Wow.. im impressed.

5 pages worth of responses and no reminiscence for the good ole days of the original dead or alive. I really cant help but be reminded of the original king of giggle physics.
 

Danpascooch

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10BIT said:
Considering how few views this video has, it scares me to think how you might have found it.
 

Ashcrexl

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can boobs bounce in opposite directions? can they do that now? is this a thing that boobs now do?
 

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Well after the amazing read(that I read a long time ago) of the thread made a long time ago with the topic about post and view ratios averaging 1 post to 10 views on "normal sounding threads" and the ratio spiked dramatically into the view favor with anything sex related I felt obliged to join the fun on this thread hehe.
 

Warachia

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I looked at the youtube comments, and I swear 70% of the people are saying "I knew I watched all of that anime for a reason" or "Finally kinect pays off" and there is one guy who was asking intelligent questions. Figures.
 

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SODAssault said:
Also known as "how I'd spend the majority of my day if I unexpectedly woke up as a woman".
QFT.

OT: lolwut

It's sad, in my opinion. There's still, y'know, a whole host of real women out there?
 

Sephychu

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Oh, mankind. How you constantly go back on your advances. This is why we can't have nice things!