Indeed, Microsoft, Kinect is definitely geared towards a general audience beyond children who already have next to zero attention span or deep comprehension of quality relating to monetary value.
Well the joke's on little Timmy and his doting parents who bought him that Kinect after spying the adorable Kinectimal cover[footnote]In all reality, that is some REALLY creepy shit...[/footnote] and wee, innocent Timmy's big, begging eyes:
[HEADING=2]"Hell, my name is Kinect Kenny. Your Xbox 360 Kinect as incurred
a fatal error.[/HEADING] And your soul is mine..."
That is NOT the face of a cuddly calibration mascot. That is the face of a rectangular block of murder that will shank you while retaining the same, soul-staring grin.
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